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[Kodachi's device turns on after it's struck by a hardcover book. There's barely enough light to reveal it's title, 'Nightfall: Forbidden Love'.]

This is.. Unacceptable! How is it fair that such a boorish, unworthy girl is blessed with the honor of being the target of affection of not one but two handsome men? Unforgivable!

[There's the sound of fingers drumming along wood for about fifteen seconds while the lady mumbles to herself, but once it stops it's followed by a gasp of realization. And it isn't the realization a certain Tendo is in that very position] Now where did I put that thing... [The book is raised, revealing a teenage girl with black hair, adorn in a lovely black kimono with red petal-print staring down at the screen. She looks confused that it's on, but it's quickly replaced with a pleasant smile. Instead of agitate, her tone is relaxed, with a 'proper' air.]

Good day to you, male denizens of Mallow Hollow. I am Kodachi Kuno, seventeen years old, from Nerima, Japan. Forgive my intrusion, but I have most wonderful news! As of today positions have opened for tw- no, three additional potential suitors to compete with my first, my darling Ranma Saotome, for my eventual hand in marriage and honor of father to our inevitable, many, many children.

Allow me to share a bit about myself: I have no current occupation, but I do aspire to become a knight of Highcrest. My interests include gymnastics, care taking of adorable animals, cooking, and roses.

[At this point Kodachi raises a white paper fan with a large, red circle in the center, and opposite hand now possesses a microphone for no real reason.]

I am looking for a single male between the ages of sixteen and twenty five. They must possess great courage and strength. They must be handsome, slender, and neat. And, most importantly, they must possess ambitions of grandeur!

Also, while it is true I come from a more.. 'traditional' Japanese background, I am not completely against a non-Japanese suitor.

For those interested in this rare chance, please note that I will be holding the contest in two days at Highcrest's Main Square from noon until three. There will be no dress code, but roses and adequate amounts of presence are mandatory.

[And with that, Kodachi tosses both items carelessly to the side, then presses her fingertips together as she flutters her eyelashes.]

Now then, are there any questions, my dears? <3

[ If someone were to ask Kumagawa Misogi -- the biggest loser on the face of the Earth -- which superpower he would like to have most, he would respond with two, both of which are equally useful in his eyes:

1) X-ray vision, so he could see girls naked whenever he wanted.
2) Flight, so he could feel like a Saiyan.

After dying in a pit of snakes and then somehow winding up in a completely different place, Kumagawa foolishly believes that he is merely dreaming about the latter superpower. Today, in the Orlea district, Kumagawa has been testing out his new found power -- flying, exploring, sightseeing, and laughing all the while.

Of course, being the living personification of fail, it's only natural that he totally sucks at flight, too. Case in point, it doesn't take very long for him to start slamming into things -- buildings, street lamps, billboards, and trees -- and after an hour or so he decides to take a break, dropping like a sack of potatoes onto a random bench.

Unsurprisingly, he's got blood and cuts and gashes all over his face and body, and for a moment he just stays perfectly still, almost like he's gone and died. Again. ]

『... ... ... ... Ah!』

[ False alarm. Trembling, the young man sits up with great effort, then uses his left hand to fish out the phone from his pant pocket. It's the same smartphone the "Queen" had given him earlier. It should also be noted that Kumagawa really, really regrets not stabbing her in the face with one of his screws when he had the chance.

But it doesn't matter now. All that matters to Kumagawa is that he finds somebody -- anybody -- on the phone, so he could talk about his experience. Using only one hand, he slowly navigates through the menu and turns on the network feed in hopes of reaching someone. ]

『Come on, come on ... I've got to tell someone!』

[ A few seconds later, he finally realizes he's on the air, and so he greets his audience with gusto, despite all his terrible injuries. ]

『Oh, hey! Hello! Hi there!』 [ Kumagawa is smiling brightly, even winking at the screen. ] 『Guess what, guess what? I've got the most exciting news!』

[ There's a brief pause for dramatic effect, before-- ]

『I flew!! I actually flew! And Master Shen didn't even have to teach me!』 [ Yes, that was totally a Dragon Ball reference. ] 『It's so amazing! Sure, I got a little roughed up--』

[ He shifts a bit, angling the camera so that his right arm is in full view when he lifts it up.

It's freaking gross. The arm is broken, dangling like a horrendous pendulum, while Kumagawa continues to beam. ]

『--and sure, the pain feels very authentic, but all in all, being able to fly was one-hundred-percent worth it!』

[ Cue awkward silence, which is ultimately broken when Kumagawa lets out a long-suffering sigh. ]

『... Ah, but why am I telling you all this? You're just another worthless character I dreamed up.』 [ He laughs, because it -- him being able to fly, him breaking his arm, him being in Mallow Hallow -- is all so very absurd. It's just like him to conceive a fucked up dream like this. ] 『Ahahah! Yeah, you're most likely a fool!』

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Entries tagged with misogi kumagawa

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