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[The feed clicks on. It's shaky and shows a very nervous-looking Balfour. It feels strange posting this, especially so soon after his friend was hurt, but he thinks it's.. Well, it's at the very least polite to invite people.]

H-hello everyone. I'm...ah, pretty sure I've not introduced myself on here, though I have met a few of you. I'm Balfour...

[He trails off, looking down at his hands, then back at the pillow walls of his house, at the seemingly-flammable kitchen area. Oh, no, that won't do. He has, at least, acquired a grill and a book on how to use it and has been reading it.]

Anyway, ah, my birthday is tomorrow. Usually, I treat myself to a dinner or something nice, but...I was wondering if anyone would like to come to my house for a cook-out? I'm really a good cook! It would...be nice to meet some new people and spend time with some of my friends...

[Tyler, Reid, Pogue, (and yes, even you, Caleb), this is meant for you guys. Secretly, he hopes that person doesn't see this post...but he knows his luck. It's terrible.]

You don't have to bring anything; in fact, I would prefer you not. I don't...spend much time here, after all...

[And the pillow houses were terrible, security-wise.]

So, yes, ah, dinner tomorrow at 8pm? Here, at my house. If anyone wants to come.

[And then the shaky feed clicks off, Balfour wondering what the fuck he had just done. But he wants to celebrate his birthday with a bit of a party, at least here, in this new world.]
suckonit: (You look constipated.)
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[Okay so technically they don't have phones in Ivore... let alone pillow phones. So at first he just kind of figures it's a regular pillow and since there's not much else for him to do here in a house made of pillows (seriously what the hell?) he starts using it as... well, a pillow. Which of course leads to the thing accidentally being turned on and... you can imagine what goes on from there. (Hint: lots of frustrated confusion, cursing at it, and attempting to break it open. He ends up accidentally recording himself a few times but it's nothing note worthy aside from the obvious fact he doesn't know what he's doing.)

And finally, success! First thing he's going to do? Complain.]


Whose idea of a sick joke was it to make an entire fucking district out of pillows? This place is so goddamn pink and fluffy it makes me want to puke. [tch. Luckily for him it would be hard to tell for anyone tuning in that he apparently made some kind of massive makeshift bed out of all of the pillows he found in his 'house'. If he's going to be miserable he might as well be comfy. And sleeping is one of his favorite hobbies.]

That Queenie's a real piece of work. Why the hell would anyone want to live in this dump? What do they even eat here? Pillows? [There's a joke there somewhere that he hadn't intended to make. No but seriously, he hasn't found any kind of food market or anything like that. It would help a lot if he got off his lazy ass though.]

So can anyone tell me where I can get a goddamn smoke around here? And where's the nearest whorehouse? I need another job.

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