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[cue a close up on a pillow. It pans out to reveal a row of four feet tall rectangular pillows stacked upright with even spaces between each one, like dominoes. Then, a woman starts narrating in a manner not unlike a TV game show announcer:]

Presenting Mallowhallow's very first Pillow Domino record breaking attempt!

[the camera wobbles as if being carefully set down on a raised platform. A cheerful and excited blonde-haired woman appears on screen in front of the very first pillow. Her arms out and at the ready]

In Three! Two! One!

[Down the mattresses go. Knocking themselves over one after another until the last one falls over with a soft thump...

Then a louder than normal FWOOSH and an even louder FLUMP can be heard off screen. Ally winces on camera]

Shit! ... sorry!

[Accidentally knocking over pillow houses counts, right? Right?]

solvabilities

[Now that his armour was operational, Tony could hardly wait to test it out. Since the sudden disappearance of Wasp, it was important to get his act together. Sure, he was outnumbered, but his recent question to the community was fruitful and he learned a lot. Now the only problem was getting everyone together to bust them. But first things first.... joyriding.

He drops down in each district. He may not have JARVIS, but there's nothing here that he can't handle. Oh yeah, it's good to be back.]

Hello, citizen. I'm Iron Man.

((Tony will be visiting every district, so don't be afraid to tag this post))

reno4prez

[The video feed opens on a close-up shot of a grin, zooming out a few seconds later to give a full view of Reno's face. Once the camera has been adjusted, Reno sits back, resting his arms casually behind his head and aiming what he considers to be a winning smile at his audience.]

All right. So like, we're stuck here. And there's a lot of folks out there who seem pretty pissed about that -- I get it. But see, I'm the kinda guy who likes to think positive. [He cocks his head, enunciating each syllable with precision.] Let's just say that I'm choosin' not to complain about a little bit of surprise vacation time. So, what I'm thinkin' is that we got plenty of people out there already doin' the recon task, tryin' to figure out why we're here and how the hell we're eventually gonna get home.

But I got a different mission -- a very important and serious mission -- for those of you who choose to accept it.

[Here, he lets the chair fall back onto all four feet for dramatic effect, leaning in towards the camera conspiratorially.]

Now, this ain't no easy task, believe you me. What I need is a dedicated team of individuals who are gonna give their all to this mission -- which I can tell you is a very delicate matter that's gotta be approached with the utmost care and shit. We gotta do our research, yo. And we gotta compile all our findings to figure out how to proceed...

...to figure out which bar is the best place to go for a god damn drink.

[He sits back again, still grinning like a cat.]

So, who wants to go bar hopping?

genitrix

[The video feed opens up to a young woman who's pretty distinct-looking, if all you're used to is humans. Grey skin, blank eyes, and candy-colored horns, not to mention extensive tattoos and facial piercings. She doesn't look particularly concerned, as she launches into the mini-speech she's prepared.]

Hi, everyone. My name is Porrim and I live in Orlea. It's come to my discerning attention that there's a lack of alternative fashion sources in this place. Everything is very...bland, clothing-wise, in my personal opinion. Luckily for you, I'm handy with a sewing machine. Also, boredom is a thing.

[She places her chin in her hand to demonstrate.]

So I'm willing to take commissions for custom clothing, as of right now.

[Porrim smiles with pointed, pearly teeth.]

Let me know!

alleyesonme

[Momo would prefer video or voice, but those attract a myriad of attention; text doesn't.]

Hi! ヾ(´･･｀｡)ノ” I am Kisaragi Momo and I am 16 years old!
First I guess I should see if any Mekameka members are here! If you are then let's meet up!! (＾▽＾)
Second I should greet new people! (＾▽＾) Hello again! ヾ(°▽°)ノ Let's be friends!
Third is it possible to accidentally post from your pillow phone because I really don't want to do that and have everyone see it! ヽ(；▽；)ノヽ(；▽；)ノヽ(；▽；)ノ

Thank you! ＼（＾＾）／

solvabilities

Can anyone hear me on this? This is Tony Stark, of Stark Industries, also known as Iron Man. If you've heard of me or the Avengers or SHIELD, please meet me at Crystalden, at the entrance near the highest tower.

If you have experience with electronics, science and physics, meet me anyway. If you're a superhero, we should trade notes.

If you know magic.... I'll find some other representative for you because I don't care.

still_at_twenty

[A woman with blonde hair stares at her phone as the broadcast starts. She clears her throat, preparing for a speech:

All right. Pay attention, everyone! This is a call for a bunch of people who knows a black talking cat wearing a red bandanna! We are looking for!

[she frowns at the phone] One pointy guy who likes to wear a suit - Yomiel! I hope you know who you are. One young lady called Kamila. A big and loud detective called Jowd and another loud woman detective called Lynne. There's also an inspector and another talking dog. I forget their names.

If any of those names sound familiar, please page Ally Darling.

[her frown deepens] Before you ask, no, I'm not crazy and the damn cat really talks, okay?

Over and out!

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