Mallow Hallow

[The video flicks on, as it oft has a tendency to do around these parts. Owain took a quick moment to peer at the feed...you know, in a vaguely quizzical, bird-like way. Like a curious parrot. Just a quick moment, but it's the moment in which he went, "Did I do this right? I did do this right. Okay." Satisfaction. Because, dude, medieval canon, Crystalden tech. Doesn't always mesh naturally. Typing is still an art beyond his ken.]

Hey! Does anyone know where I can get a cake? Carrot cake. I need it quick. I'm looking for something that's...hm. A balance 'tween sweet and spice, a river of flavor running through a field of nuts! [Pause.] And, er, if the icing could have lettuce texturing that's even better.

[Yup. ...okay, fine, he can feel the stares.] ...it's my friend's birthday.