Mallow Hallow

[The camera turns on to show... some woman's cleavage. Oops, a little higher, right? The camera raises up a bit to reveal a pair of curious green eyes, before pulling back to present a girl in a red dress. The backdrop seems to be a rather swanky penthouse in Crystalden, a nice view of the city being displayed through a large window behind her and the set of rather grand-looking furniture adorning the place.]

I see! So these function much akin to my Master's terminal... Even the device given to me is worthy of praise! Umu, they were even so wise as to assign a brilliant district, befitting of the overwhelming splendor of myself! I must say, that woman has good taste... though not as much as I do, of course. Then again inferiority is hardly a sin, especially when next to the most greatest Emperor of them all!

[After that obnoxious monologue to herself, the girl flashes a bright yet very conceited smile.]

... Now then, I see that there has been a trend of introducing oneself over the network. Though I have no qualms about talking about myself and have much to tell, I am not one to follow trends so casually! To do so would to allow myself to fade into obscurity, and that mustn't do. Nay, such would go against my very nature!

Therefore! I extend to the lot of you the honor to introduce yourselves to me, Saber! Lay upon me your stories, and I will graciously listen with open ears. I will not ask how privileged you feel.

[She plops herself on a red armchair behind her, and crosses her legs.]

Now... begin!