mallowhallow | Entries tagged with sissel

[ The video feed turns on to a man's finger tapping against the lens. ]

Testing, testing, one two three... can you really all hear me on this thing?

[ Because talking to this chalkboard is still a bit surreal. Everything's a bit surreal, really. He's not sure he's up for looking out the window again. He draws his hand away. ]

My name's Wright, Phoenix Wright, attorney at law. Honestly, I'm hoping that this is just some sort of crazy dream... (Because that would explain a lot, really.) But on the off-chance that it isn't, it'd be great if anyone could tell me how to get back home. My client's life is on the line, here!

(Oh man, I really shouldn't have eaten that pizza right before bed last night... )

[ He rubs the back of his neck. ]

Any other information would be good, too.

(Like... what the heck is this place?)

Well, um. Thanks for listening!

yestothedress

[Hello, Orlea. On your feed it a light grey (Nearly white) unicorn pony with wide blue eyes, her horn glowing a bit as she tilts her head.]

Oh, good! I think I've finally figured out this thing...

[She clears her throat softly, smooths out her mane with a hoof, and smiles.]

Greetings, fellow kidnapped! We were kidnapped, whether you want to admit it or not. My name is Rarity, owner of Carousel Boutique in Ponyville, and I am here to help you.

Now, I know what you're thinking: what could an absolutely fabulous pony such as myself have to offer you? Only my skills at making everyone look sleek, chic, and magnifique! You see, back in Ponyville, I am a fashion designer, and have done outfits for such famous ponies as Sapphire Shores and Hoity Toity. But what I'm most proud of are the dresses I've made for my best friends.

Now, I realize that, for the most part, all of you only walk on two legs. This isn't a problem! I've been practicing, and I am certain I can tackle any task you have in mind for me. You provide the fabric, and I provide the style! So please, don't hesitate to contact me.

I really hope nobody hesitates; I have to create something!

beacon

Serious question. Are Pokémon really so weird to most people here? A lot of people I've talked to say stuff like, "animals where I come from can't call down lightning or breathe fire"... I'm gonna be honest with you, your animals sound kinda boring.

[ speaking of which, there's one such Pokémon -- a Raichu -- sitting on his lap. every once in a while, there seems to be a crackle of electricity that sparks around its cheeks. Volkner is utterly unfazed, even when some of them seem to actually hit him. ]

... Ah. Another question. I'm in Crystalden now, but I haven't left very much... what are the other districts like? Anything interesting to see?

anomaliiiiies

[ in the background, you can see the skyline of the techno district behind a petite brunette dressed in flannel and a nerdy shirt. She fidgets a little before noticing that she was already broadcasting. ]

Oh! Um, anyways, I'm Jane Foster, and I'm wondering quite a few things. But to start off with, re there any not insane scientist types around? We can pool our resources for good. I promise I'm sane, despite current circumstances. Oh, and has anyone seen or heard from Darcy Lewis? She was with me before I woke up here.

still_at_twenty

[A woman with blonde hair stares at her phone as the broadcast starts. She clears her throat, preparing for a speech:

All right. Pay attention, everyone! This is a call for a bunch of people who knows a black talking cat wearing a red bandanna! We are looking for!

[she frowns at the phone] One pointy guy who likes to wear a suit - Yomiel! I hope you know who you are. One young lady called Kamila. A big and loud detective called Jowd and another loud woman detective called Lynne. There's also an inspector and another talking dog. I forget their names.

If any of those names sound familiar, please page Ally Darling.

[her frown deepens] Before you ask, no, I'm not crazy and the damn cat really talks, okay?

Over and out!