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mallowhallow2013-04-09 07:26 pm
negative) wrote in mallowhallow2013-04-09 07:26 pm
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-1: it's a bird! it's a plane! it's--a minus. [video/action in orlea]
[ If someone were to ask Kumagawa Misogi -- the biggest loser on the face of the Earth -- which superpower he would like to have most, he would respond with two, both of which are equally useful in his eyes:
1) X-ray vision, so he could see girls naked whenever he wanted.
2) Flight, so he could feel like a Saiyan.
After dying in a pit of snakes and then somehow winding up in a completely different place, Kumagawa foolishly believes that he is merely dreaming about the latter superpower. Today, in the Orlea district, Kumagawa has been testing out his new found power -- flying, exploring, sightseeing, and laughing all the while.
Of course, being the living personification of fail, it's only natural that he totally sucks at flight, too. Case in point, it doesn't take very long for him to start slamming into things -- buildings, street lamps, billboards, and trees -- and after an hour or so he decides to take a break, dropping like a sack of potatoes onto a random bench.
Unsurprisingly, he's got blood and cuts and gashes all over his face and body, and for a moment he just stays perfectly still, almost like he's gone and died. Again. ]
『... ... ... ... Ah!』
[ False alarm. Trembling, the young man sits up with great effort, then uses his left hand to fish out the phone from his pant pocket. It's the same smartphone the "Queen" had given him earlier. It should also be noted that Kumagawa really, really regrets not stabbing her in the face with one of his screws when he had the chance.
But it doesn't matter now. All that matters to Kumagawa is that he finds somebody -- anybody -- on the phone, so he could talk about his experience. Using only one hand, he slowly navigates through the menu and turns on the network feed in hopes of reaching someone. ]
『Come on, come on ... I've got to tell someone!』
[ A few seconds later, he finally realizes he's on the air, and so he greets his audience with gusto, despite all his terrible injuries. ]
『Oh, hey! Hello! Hi there!』 [ Kumagawa is smiling brightly, even winking at the screen. ] 『Guess what, guess what? I've got the most exciting news!』
[ There's a brief pause for dramatic effect, before-- ]
『I flew!! I actually flew! And Master Shen didn't even have to teach me!』 [ Yes, that was totally a Dragon Ball reference. ] 『It's so amazing! Sure, I got a little roughed up--』
[ He shifts a bit, angling the camera so that his right arm is in full view when he lifts it up.
It's freaking gross. The arm is broken, dangling like a horrendous pendulum, while Kumagawa continues to beam. ]
『--and sure, the pain feels very authentic, but all in all, being able to fly was one-hundred-percent worth it!』
[ Cue awkward silence, which is ultimately broken when Kumagawa lets out a long-suffering sigh. ]
『... Ah, but why am I telling you all this? You're just another worthless character I dreamed up.』 [ He laughs, because it -- him being able to fly, him breaking his arm, him being in Mallow Hallow -- is all so very absurd. It's just like him to conceive a fucked up dream like this. ] 『Ahahah! Yeah, you're most likely a fool!』
1) X-ray vision, so he could see girls naked whenever he wanted.
2) Flight, so he could feel like a Saiyan.
After dying in a pit of snakes and then somehow winding up in a completely different place, Kumagawa foolishly believes that he is merely dreaming about the latter superpower. Today, in the Orlea district, Kumagawa has been testing out his new found power -- flying, exploring, sightseeing, and laughing all the while.
Of course, being the living personification of fail, it's only natural that he totally sucks at flight, too. Case in point, it doesn't take very long for him to start slamming into things -- buildings, street lamps, billboards, and trees -- and after an hour or so he decides to take a break, dropping like a sack of potatoes onto a random bench.
Unsurprisingly, he's got blood and cuts and gashes all over his face and body, and for a moment he just stays perfectly still, almost like he's gone and died. Again. ]
『... ... ... ... Ah!』
[ False alarm. Trembling, the young man sits up with great effort, then uses his left hand to fish out the phone from his pant pocket. It's the same smartphone the "Queen" had given him earlier. It should also be noted that Kumagawa really, really regrets not stabbing her in the face with one of his screws when he had the chance.
But it doesn't matter now. All that matters to Kumagawa is that he finds somebody -- anybody -- on the phone, so he could talk about his experience. Using only one hand, he slowly navigates through the menu and turns on the network feed in hopes of reaching someone. ]
『Come on, come on ... I've got to tell someone!』
[ A few seconds later, he finally realizes he's on the air, and so he greets his audience with gusto, despite all his terrible injuries. ]
『Oh, hey! Hello! Hi there!』 [ Kumagawa is smiling brightly, even winking at the screen. ] 『Guess what, guess what? I've got the most exciting news!』
[ There's a brief pause for dramatic effect, before-- ]
『I flew!! I actually flew! And Master Shen didn't even have to teach me!』 [ Yes, that was totally a Dragon Ball reference. ] 『It's so amazing! Sure, I got a little roughed up--』
[ He shifts a bit, angling the camera so that his right arm is in full view when he lifts it up.
It's freaking gross. The arm is broken, dangling like a horrendous pendulum, while Kumagawa continues to beam. ]
『--and sure, the pain feels very authentic, but all in all, being able to fly was one-hundred-percent worth it!』
[ Cue awkward silence, which is ultimately broken when Kumagawa lets out a long-suffering sigh. ]
『... Ah, but why am I telling you all this? You're just another worthless character I dreamed up.』 [ He laughs, because it -- him being able to fly, him breaking his arm, him being in Mallow Hallow -- is all so very absurd. It's just like him to conceive a fucked up dream like this. ] 『Ahahah! Yeah, you're most likely a fool!』