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[genitrix]

[Porrim's looking distinctly happy on your video feeds this morning, Mallow Hallow. Unlike many, this announcement from the Queen was welcome news. Mostly because Porrim's grown tired of doing little to nothing day in, day out, and productivity suits her.

She's curled up on her and Kurloz's sofa, legs tucked beneath her, phone balanced on the coffee table as she addresses the network.]

Hello, everyone. I'd like to take this new development as an opportunity to let you know that I have some special skills that could be of use to all of you. First and foremost, I'm an excellent seamstress. I make all my own clothes, and as some of you can attest, I'm very good at designing something to suit your personality.

Secondly, I've become quite skilled at the art of body modification, namely piercing and tattooing.

[Porrim holds her arms out so that her extensive tattoos are more readily visible.]

I did these myself, as well as all my facial piercings. [Which are considerable; two rings in each eyebrow, one centered in her lower lip, and a line of rings and studs in each ear.]

So, I'm willing to offer my services in that area as well, if any of you are looking to spice up your look. I'll be gentle, I promise.

[Her grin turns wicked, and then she reaches forward and ends the video.]

[Video]

[angryjoe]

So. Joe reporting from Pillowland here.

Looks like we have to find something to bring in the cash, huh?

Me? What I do is review stuff. So give me things to review and maybe you can throw a note or two my way!

Third Puppet ~ Video & Text

[puppetcrumpet]

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