1st fight | Audio | Highcrest -> Whitewood

[anyposition]

--ast it, what's the command to start? I said start already so--oh. Right.

*Why is this text to audio? Because he activated a extra accessory in his tech scroll? Because his device is smart enough to realize it's dealing with an idiot? Who can tell?*

Bet a lotta ya ain't up to hearing a sob story or a question about seein friends, huh? Gleamed a bit of this network stuff--pretty weird. Last I saw, computers couldn't do nothing but make flag waving images. Anyway, I think I got something most of you want:

A clue.

So none o'these native folks are especially talkative about this place, right? Well in my exploring, I ran across some weirdoes of varying sizes in some trees. Looked like fairies, so I guess they're fairies. That's not important.

The fact they're hostile? Totally important. Only people with somethin' to hide get that angry about an innocent guy mindin' their own business. But, see, there just so happens to be a lot of the big and lil buggers. So whaddaya say? Help a guy form an interrogation party to uncover what they know so we can blow this popsicle stand.

Stop. Tch, that'll learn those lousy brats--dousin a guy in honey and beez while he's sleepin--

*And the feed ends.*

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[never_go_back]

[... What just happened? It took a moment for Kodachi to recognize the voice, but once she did, suddenly the blather was important! Unfortunatly she missed most of it, and mostly heard 'interrogation' and 'covered in honey'. She mad now.]

What?? How dare those brats cover my Ranma-darling in honey! Only I am allowed to do that! How dare they, HOW DARE HOSE CRETINS!

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[never_go_back]

I, the 'Black Rose' Kodachi Kuno, would be more than happy to assist you in your interrogation.

Then perhaps afterward we could hold a private 'interrogation' of our own? It'd be a shame to let that honey and wax candles go to waste~. What say you, my darling?

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[anyposition]

*Pay close attention, kids. This is why cocaine is a helluva drug.*

The hell you ar--

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[anyposition]

Oh. Kodachi. er. Hiya.

*Rock and a hard place. Rock and a hard place, Saotome.*

Didn't think y'were here.

Audio;

[ex_shadowstep567]

I hear ya, brother. I proposed we get rid of them. Drive them out or grab a can of raid and see what happens.

It's not our fault we got dumped here.

OH I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING audio

[anyposition]

Didn't think they made pesticides in super-gallon sizes, but hey I'll take what I can get. You get any bites, man? From the people, not th'fairies.

Audio;

[ex_shadowstep567]

We can improvise, or use fire. Fire usually works pretty well.

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[tomboytendo]

Ranma...!?

[ She's... surprisingly happy to see him. Until she processes the rest of his statement. ]

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[tomboytendo]

... bees and honey, huh?

[ That'll learn you to sleep near fairies? ...or..perhaps not. ]

Are you seriously going to try to interrogate -fairies-?

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[anyposition]

*Interrogate?*

2/?

[anyposition]

*No. That's officially too good for them. Interrogation was more a kindness given to perps that might one day reform. Kidnapping someone's uncute, unsexy, dumpy, brickhouse, no cooking talent fiancee?

That was punishable by genocide.*

Video

[yang_fang_leiden]

That sounds like it may be more mischief than malice... but my knowledge of fairies is somewhat limited, I will confess.

Still... the secrets of this place do concern me greatly.

Video

[anyposition]

S'always mischief until you're the target. Really.

*His life, ladies and gentlemen.*

But more important, they GOTTA be hidin' something. I was in that knight town b'fore I went exporing and those guys just played dumb. These pests outright tried t'poison me!

*...bee stings totally count okay.*

[Voice]

[coalforbreakfast]

You want to interrogate fairies. You might want to take a step back and actually think about that for a moment and realize how ridiculous that sounds.

[Voice]

[anyposition]

Y'wanna ignore a lead. May wanna take a moment to consider how silly that sounds, man. Where do you hide treasure? Behind a ferocious, beastly set o'guards!

[taser_handy]

Woah, you're talking crazy talk there.

[anyposition]

Crazy like a fox, maybe.

*HEY I'M GRUMP.*

What's so crazy 'bout it?

[cangetscary]

I'll help!

[Cue girl with big smile and wide eyes looking excited at the prospect and fighting fairies.]

[anyposition]

Excellent! Always willin to take on an eager hand! How good're you at fire tactics?

[wasp_stings]

Did they really cover you in bees and honey?

[anyposition]

Thinkin they couldn't get th'wasp to make things worst fast enough. On a count of me bein' faster than them.

video;

[feetarestrange]

Nice to see something different on these for a change.

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[anyposition]

I'm a man o'dynamics, what can I say.

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[anyposition]

*—mermaid.*

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[anyposition]

So yeah, figured people might want a hand in a little change. Though I got oooooone question if y'don't mind.