1st fight | Audio | Highcrest -> Whitewood

[anyposition]

--ast it, what's the command to start? I said start already so--oh. Right.

*Why is this text to audio? Because he activated a extra accessory in his tech scroll? Because his device is smart enough to realize it's dealing with an idiot? Who can tell?*

Bet a lotta ya ain't up to hearing a sob story or a question about seein friends, huh? Gleamed a bit of this network stuff--pretty weird. Last I saw, computers couldn't do nothing but make flag waving images. Anyway, I think I got something most of you want:

A clue.

So none o'these native folks are especially talkative about this place, right? Well in my exploring, I ran across some weirdoes of varying sizes in some trees. Looked like fairies, so I guess they're fairies. That's not important.

The fact they're hostile? Totally important. Only people with somethin' to hide get that angry about an innocent guy mindin' their own business. But, see, there just so happens to be a lot of the big and lil buggers. So whaddaya say? Help a guy form an interrogation party to uncover what they know so we can blow this popsicle stand.

Stop. Tch, that'll learn those lousy brats--dousin a guy in honey and beez while he's sleepin--

*And the feed ends.*

Comments

Video

[yang_fang_leiden]

That sounds like it may be more mischief than malice... but my knowledge of fairies is somewhat limited, I will confess.

Still... the secrets of this place do concern me greatly.

Video

[anyposition]

S'always mischief until you're the target. Really.

*His life, ladies and gentlemen.*

But more important, they GOTTA be hidin' something. I was in that knight town b'fore I went exporing and those guys just played dumb. These pests outright tried t'poison me!

*...bee stings totally count okay.*

Re: Video

[yang_fang_leiden]

Were you intruding upon their territory?

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[anyposition]

Didn't think stopping for a nap qualified as crossin' territorial waters, honest.

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[yang_fang_leiden]

[He tilts his head in acknowledgement of the point.]

From our perspective, at least. Fairies, according to most legends, are more mercurial in nature.

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[anyposition]

I met snakes an wolves with kinder dispositions. *He means it.* Legends don't give 'em carte blanche t'do in innocent napping visitors. But I'm a good guy--I just intend to let them know that and then discourse on their relations to this wacky dictator of theirs.

*...Save the fairies, Warrior of Light and Justice. Because they're in mortal danger.*

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[yang_fang_leiden]

I suspect our hosts would not be pleased were you to harm any of the natives.