1st fight | Audio | Highcrest -> Whitewood

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--ast it, what's the command to start? I said start already so--oh. Right.

*Why is this text to audio? Because he activated a extra accessory in his tech scroll? Because his device is smart enough to realize it's dealing with an idiot? Who can tell?*

Bet a lotta ya ain't up to hearing a sob story or a question about seein friends, huh? Gleamed a bit of this network stuff--pretty weird. Last I saw, computers couldn't do nothing but make flag waving images. Anyway, I think I got something most of you want:

A clue.

So none o'these native folks are especially talkative about this place, right? Well in my exploring, I ran across some weirdoes of varying sizes in some trees. Looked like fairies, so I guess they're fairies. That's not important.

The fact they're hostile? Totally important. Only people with somethin' to hide get that angry about an innocent guy mindin' their own business. But, see, there just so happens to be a lot of the big and lil buggers. So whaddaya say? Help a guy form an interrogation party to uncover what they know so we can blow this popsicle stand.

Stop. Tch, that'll learn those lousy brats--dousin a guy in honey and beez while he's sleepin--

*And the feed ends.*

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[Video]

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Countin' my lucky stars, really. *Somewhere, a smug priest is laughing.*

Huh? Nah, nothing broken. I was just nappin and they didn't think to count on my trainin' being a kink in their honey bee plot.

*Only 10 stings where there would've been 344. Hah. SUCK IT MOTHER NATURE.*

[Video]

[never_go_back]

Oh thank goodness; I simply don't know what I would have done if you had gotten hurt. It's a shame they learned the hard way that you cannot be defeated. And yet at the same time it's poetic justice.

[She smiles sweetly.]

Speaking over these devices seems so.. Impersonal, don't you think? Why don't we meet in person?

that lovely feeling when DW eats icons you uploaded

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Y-yeah, no big deal fer me. *This is totally leading into something IT IS IT REALLY IS DANGER. DANGER. ABORT THE MISSION.*

Uh--wait, that's kinda a bad idea cause I'm all sticky--yeah! Sticky situation! Dun want you to get messed an all!

A- aaaw. D:

[never_go_back]

[She claps her hands lightly, nodding and giggling in agreement. Ranma's just so strong! And of course his hesitance is just so charming~.]

That's so sweet of you to be concerned for me, but I just so happen to be near water. I could bring you a bucket and clean you up.

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*WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY I WHY'd SO HARD I WENT SUPER-WHY—*

Aw c'mon now. I'm already a big boy! Can rinse off my own back an everything! You don't need t'go through the trouble!

[never_go_back]

Aww, you're so cute~.

Very well, Ranma-darling, I shall leave it to you to make yourself presentable before I arrive. After all, the fact still stands that I would be an invaluable ally for your little quest, hmn?

Work slain, NOW FOR TAGS

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*Count on the craziest Kuno (...damn is that a horrible contest) to be a master of complete pest genocide. On the other hand, she keeps and trains deadly exotic pets. Current irritation, or future threat?*

Oh yeah, yer good at animals ain't ya?

*Like Saotome has that level of attention span.*

FATALITY

[never_go_back]

Oh Ranma-darling, you noticed?

[Kodachi looks completely flattered by such a simple question, doesn't she?]

It is but one of my many talents; I'd make for a boring wife if I specialized in only one thing after all. A girl must think about her future~.

But why do you ask?

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*Violent shudder*

Well cause these fairies ain't exactly civil types? Maybe it really was a territory issue.

*Just. Keep on signing those death warrants, Saotome. They're going to have a wanted poster for you before the month lets out.*

[never_go_back]

[That's fine if Ranma gets a death warrent; then they can live a life as a renegade couple!]

You're comparing them to animals? What kind of animals would you say they look like?

[She looks amused.]