anyposition: (Why you gotta be stupid?!)
Saotome Ranma (早乙女 乱馬) ([personal profile] anyposition) wrote in [community profile] mallowhallow2013-03-14 03:32 pm

1st fight | Audio | Highcrest -> Whitewood

--ast it, what's the command to start? I said start already so--oh. Right.

*Why is this text to audio? Because he activated a extra accessory in his tech scroll? Because his device is smart enough to realize it's dealing with an idiot? Who can tell?*

Bet a lotta ya ain't up to hearing a sob story or a question about seein friends, huh? Gleamed a bit of this network stuff--pretty weird. Last I saw, computers couldn't do nothing but make flag waving images. Anyway, I think I got something most of you want:

A clue.

So none o'these native folks are especially talkative about this place, right? Well in my exploring, I ran across some weirdoes of varying sizes in some trees. Looked like fairies, so I guess they're fairies. That's not important.

The fact they're hostile? Totally important. Only people with somethin' to hide get that angry about an innocent guy mindin' their own business. But, see, there just so happens to be a lot of the big and lil buggers. So whaddaya say? Help a guy form an interrogation party to uncover what they know so we can blow this popsicle stand.

Stop. Tch, that'll learn those lousy brats--dousin a guy in honey and beez while he's sleepin--

*And the feed ends.*
tomboytendo: (Happy Smiles)

[personal profile] tomboytendo 2013-03-21 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ And twenty minutes later, Akane's whipped up a quick meal - two actually, one for the fairies, and one for her foot-in-the-mouth-not-fiancee. She's too nice for you, Ranma. you should be more grateful. ]

Ranma! [ Yeah that audacity. Boundless. She'd groan about the chopping of trees, but she'll save it for an 'I told you so' only not really since she never actually said anything about messing with the fairies. ]