Anything Goes Style 001 | [Video/Action for Orlea]

[chinaboy]

-WOULD SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

[Most of his complaining was made before the feed started.

He barely knew how to function this crazy thing. They had nothing like this at home, and believe me, they had a lot of things!]

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[chinaboy]

[And she wonders why he calls her uncute!

Ranma landed gracefully in front of her before looking her in the eyes.] Did you hit your head on somethin'? I've never seen this place before, and we were together just yesterday.

[He honestly remembers nothing. What's this about faires?] Do I have to take you to a doctor?

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[tomboytendo]

[ HEY personal space Ranma, you're in it. But the youngest Tendo stares good and hard at the china boy in silence at his response, as if analyzing that statement for falsehoods. STARE. STARE IN TO HER EYES RANMA, AND BE HYPNOTIS...wait. ]

... You really don't remember.

[ Baffled. ]

I've been here for over a month. You were here too - for a short while.

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[never_go_back]

[Did someone order some rose petals? Because following a gentle breeze there are most certainly some rose petals.

Black ones, to be exact, that helpessly dance and twirl about the two lovebirds..]

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[chinaboy]

[There's no way she could have been here for a month without him knowing about it, and can't recall ever being here.]

That's it, Akane, we're taking you to a doctor.

[chinaboy]

[Then pedals happen.

Black pedals.]

[chinaboy]

[That could only mean one person.]

KODACHI!

[tomboytendo]

[ Akane scowls. ]

I don't NEED a docto- [ Oh no. Black petals. Akane stops mid sentence to frown. She should have known that girl would show up. ]

[never_go_back]

[The flow of petals grow in number.

Though I go to you
ceaselessly along dream paths,
the sum of those trysts
is less than a single glimpse
granted in the waking world.

[And then KA-BLAM! A massive cloud of smoke bursts between the pair. As it starts to clear there is, indeed, Kodachi in her school uniform.]

Ranma-darling; I heard your cries and have arrived to make your dreams come true~.

[chinaboy]

[Akane he could tolerate to extents, but this?! This was just cruel!]

How could you possibly make my dreams come true?

[More like induce life scarring nightmares, Kodachi. :| ]

[tomboytendo]

[ Tolerate huh? That's HER line! ]

Oh please Ranma, why would you even ask her tha-acckptthfk;lag [ Pardon Akane while she coughs and chokes and fans away that smoke, staggering away a few steps with watery eyes OHGODI'MDYING ]

[never_go_back]

[Don't mind Kodachi as she'll just try to slip one arm over Ranma's shoulder, other hand to her cheek.]

Only you can answer tha-

[Ah. Akane died.]

So you wished for Akane's death? Such a bold one my love.. Now that it has come to pass, rest in peace, let us begin a new chapter of our heart-throbbing romantic adventure!

[chinaboy]

I DIDN'T WISH FOR THAT!

[akdlasdaksdlj AKANE HELP HIM HERE!]

[tomboytendo]

DON'T GO -kaffkaff- BURYING ME JUST BECAUSE I WAS -kaff- COUGHING on YOUR stupid smoke, Kodachi!

[ Ranma's hers, keep your grubby mitts of--er, I mean what? ]

[ Don't worry Ranma! She's got your back until you piss her off or until she gets jealous. Then you're a target. ]

[never_go_back]

Now now, I have proof that you did~.

[Completely ignoring Akane's words, Kodachi reaches into her belt pouches and withdraws three small, steel balls.]

Ah, this isn't it.

[She tosses them over her shoulder and- Careful Akane, those are more explosive balls that create even thicker, darker clouds of smoke.]

Well, it appears I do not have proof after all! Wished or not, she is now resting in the afterlife. Let us have a moment of silence for our loss.

[chinaboy]

Wait a minute! Can't we all [you know] just get along!

[He's not very good at shoving girls off of him. In fact he usually kind of just lets them hang all over him, Shampoo is really good at doing that.

Could you be a doll and just...let go, Kodachi? He doesn't want this. Akane doesn't either.]

You're not dead, right, Akane? [...









That's your cue!]

[tomboytendo]

[ OH yAY she can breathe. ]

GET ALONG? Why wo-

[KERPOM and that is a lot of smoke, leaving Akane to break of her arguing with coughing enough to hack up a lung. But not enough to stop her from the important things in life. ]

S... Stupid *Ghak* RANMA - [ You just HAD to lead Kodachi on didn't you. DIDN'T YOU. But Akane fans her hands through the smoke to try to wave it away, even though she's practically choking on that stuff. Ugh - after a few seconds of coughing and gasping, Akane manages to find her way out of the Smokecloud(tm), stumbling to her hands and knees to cough some more. HER LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGS. ]

[never_go_back]

I'm sorry, Ranma-darling, but the dead and I are simply not compatible. [She shakes her head.] It's not me, it's them. And that's a silly question, of course she's dead!

[She turns to face Akane when she finally manages to stumble out of the cloud of death, and her brows raise.]

I retract my statment.. She is undead! What a horrible fate, she was so young; she had so many years ahead of her, and yet her life was stolen by the cruel and unforgiving atmosphere of Highcrest!

[The black rose actually slips from Ranma's hold, so she can step over to Akane, try to grab her shoulders, then shake her like a British Nanny too soon, Kodachi with an extremely neutral expression.]

Who did this to you? Tell me and I will make certain you are avenged!

[chinaboy]

C'mon, Akane! That brute strength of yours can get ya through a little smoke!

[Pick your words carefully Ranma.]

[tomboytendo]

WAUGH WUAHG UWAH GG ABD WAUGH!

[ STOP SHAKING HER GDIT - she aims to slap Kodachi's hands away before she feels her brain rattle out her ears. ]

KNOCK IT OFF WOULD YOU?

[ And then a scowl at Ranma. ]

ExCUSE me? Brute Strength?

[ Don't you mean brute strength and pure rAAAAAAAAAAGE? okay so she hasn't reached rage levels yet. Just mildly annoyed levels. ]

Damn it, Mai! XD

[never_go_back]

[Slap Kodachi's hands, will you??]

OH!!

[Akane obviously didn't use that much strength, but Kodachi uses her acrobatics to make it look like (with the help of the smoke obscuring the view.) that the martial artist shoved her backward. She -flings- herself backward, lands on one foot, then lands on her duff, holding her ankle.]

Owwwww!

Sobbing, all of my sobbing

[chinaboy]

[Damn you, Kodachi and your stupid acting. Ranma believes it this round because he can be a nice guy. The teen leaned in should she probably need assistance which she won't.]

Akane! [He didn't mean for this to happen!

Hey, are you okay?

[Please, please, please be okay, Kodachi. He rreeeeaallllly doesn't want to carry you. Sob.]

Laughing, all of my laughing. ILU guys. O8D

[tomboytendo]

[ Damn YOU Ranma, you and your stupid gullibleness. ]

You're asking her if she's okay? [ Because he knows Akane can handle herself and Kodachi is a delicate desertahahahahaha okay I can't finish that sentence. ]

Hey Idiot! Don't tell me you're BUYing that act! I barely even TOUCHED her!

[ Ooh. If you're siding with her Oh. JUST. OHH. ]

[never_go_back]

Ooh why me? Why now??

[Kodachi woes with her hand raised to her forehead. However she suddenly looks very annoyed by Akane's comment.]

You would say that! Maybe it -is- 'barely' for a gargantuant jumbo King Kong sasquatch gorilla neanderthal such as yourself, but I'm the one laying down here with a sprained ankle you brute! You oaf!

[She pretends to try to get to her feet, then falls onto her backside with a whimper.]

It hurts!

[chinaboy]

[Well...he knows for sure Akane is okay...maybe. Women are confusing. He always got in trouble with Akane for misinterpreting her.]

C-c'mon now! [Girls, girls! Why can't we get along? Sob.] Akane are you sure you did?!

[adshsajkd He can carry her home at least? It'd be the right thing to do.] I'll just take her home [make sure she's fine] and we'll forget this all happened!

[tomboytendo]

The only thing SPRAINED is your -brain-!

[ Because Kodachi is a great big (censored censored censored) and a (censored) who (censored) and (censoredcensored) with a (censored)! And oh how she GLARES at Ranma now. ]


I know what I didn't do, and she's lying, AS USUAL.

Fine. Don't worry, Ranma [ How does she make his name sound like an insult? ]

I'd hate to get in your way. [ She PIVOTS sharply on her heel, aiming to stomp right past Ranma. Don't stop the hurricane, man, she'll punch you if you try. ]