Anything Goes Style 001 | [Video/Action for Orlea]

[chinaboy]

-WOULD SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

[Most of his complaining was made before the feed started.

He barely knew how to function this crazy thing. They had nothing like this at home, and believe me, they had a lot of things!]

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[never_go_back]

I'm sorry, Ranma-darling, but the dead and I are simply not compatible. [She shakes her head.] It's not me, it's them. And that's a silly question, of course she's dead!

[She turns to face Akane when she finally manages to stumble out of the cloud of death, and her brows raise.]

I retract my statment.. She is undead! What a horrible fate, she was so young; she had so many years ahead of her, and yet her life was stolen by the cruel and unforgiving atmosphere of Highcrest!

[The black rose actually slips from Ranma's hold, so she can step over to Akane, try to grab her shoulders, then shake her like a British Nanny too soon, Kodachi with an extremely neutral expression.]

Who did this to you? Tell me and I will make certain you are avenged!

[chinaboy]

C'mon, Akane! That brute strength of yours can get ya through a little smoke!

[Pick your words carefully Ranma.]

[tomboytendo]

WAUGH WUAHG UWAH GG ABD WAUGH!

[ STOP SHAKING HER GDIT - she aims to slap Kodachi's hands away before she feels her brain rattle out her ears. ]

KNOCK IT OFF WOULD YOU?

[ And then a scowl at Ranma. ]

ExCUSE me? Brute Strength?

[ Don't you mean brute strength and pure rAAAAAAAAAAGE? okay so she hasn't reached rage levels yet. Just mildly annoyed levels. ]

Damn it, Mai! XD

[never_go_back]

[Slap Kodachi's hands, will you??]

OH!!

[Akane obviously didn't use that much strength, but Kodachi uses her acrobatics to make it look like (with the help of the smoke obscuring the view.) that the martial artist shoved her backward. She -flings- herself backward, lands on one foot, then lands on her duff, holding her ankle.]

Owwwww!

Sobbing, all of my sobbing

[chinaboy]

[Damn you, Kodachi and your stupid acting. Ranma believes it this round because he can be a nice guy. The teen leaned in should she probably need assistance which she won't.]

Akane! [He didn't mean for this to happen!

Hey, are you okay?

[Please, please, please be okay, Kodachi. He rreeeeaallllly doesn't want to carry you. Sob.]

Laughing, all of my laughing. ILU guys. O8D

[tomboytendo]

[ Damn YOU Ranma, you and your stupid gullibleness. ]

You're asking her if she's okay? [ Because he knows Akane can handle herself and Kodachi is a delicate desertahahahahaha okay I can't finish that sentence. ]

Hey Idiot! Don't tell me you're BUYing that act! I barely even TOUCHED her!

[ Ooh. If you're siding with her Oh. JUST. OHH. ]

[never_go_back]

Ooh why me? Why now??

[Kodachi woes with her hand raised to her forehead. However she suddenly looks very annoyed by Akane's comment.]

You would say that! Maybe it -is- 'barely' for a gargantuant jumbo King Kong sasquatch gorilla neanderthal such as yourself, but I'm the one laying down here with a sprained ankle you brute! You oaf!

[She pretends to try to get to her feet, then falls onto her backside with a whimper.]

It hurts!

[chinaboy]

[Well...he knows for sure Akane is okay...maybe. Women are confusing. He always got in trouble with Akane for misinterpreting her.]

C-c'mon now! [Girls, girls! Why can't we get along? Sob.] Akane are you sure you did?!

[adshsajkd He can carry her home at least? It'd be the right thing to do.] I'll just take her home [make sure she's fine] and we'll forget this all happened!

[tomboytendo]

The only thing SPRAINED is your -brain-!

[ Because Kodachi is a great big (censored censored censored) and a (censored) who (censored) and (censoredcensored) with a (censored)! And oh how she GLARES at Ranma now. ]


I know what I didn't do, and she's lying, AS USUAL.

Fine. Don't worry, Ranma [ How does she make his name sound like an insult? ]

I'd hate to get in your way. [ She PIVOTS sharply on her heel, aiming to stomp right past Ranma. Don't stop the hurricane, man, she'll punch you if you try. ]

Such LANGUAGE. D:

[never_go_back]

[Ooooooh. She mad.

Kodachi raises a hand to her mouth with a gasp of shock]

How dare you, Akane Tendo!

[But she doesn't say much more than that because she's more than willing to let Akane go rather than argue with her. So she puts on a little more drama.]

.. Though honestly, I am ashamed. I intended to make the most of this second chance.. Yet just when you have returned I already have caused you trouble..

[chinaboy]

Geez, what's her problem? [She's so uncute when she does that.]

[The martial artist waves it off, figuring Akane will cool down. She probably won't, Ranma.]

Don't worry 'bout it.

[He'll turn over, offering his back for her to settle on.] I'll take ya home.

[never_go_back]

[Kodachi wisely does not answer Ranma's question, and simply continues to hide her smirk behind her hand. Besides, if she started he'd have to take cliffnotes!

Her heart skips a beat to the rest of his words though, and her eyes light up. She isn't just seeing Ranma, she's seeing Ranma adorn in knights armor, upon a noble steed, with a sparkling smile. HNNNNGH.]

R- Ranma-darling..

[She shakily stands, eventually getting onto his back and slips her arms over his shoulders. And of course she isn't very subtle about her bosom against his back.]

You're such a gentlemen. But I'm staying in Highcrest; that's quite a ways.

[chinaboy]

[He wanted to tell her not to get friendly or anything because he was just doing this to help, but of course he won't say anything until things go too far.

Because her bosom on your back isn't considered too far, Ranma? :| ]

Y-yeah, 'bout that. Mind pointin' the way?

[He did just get here after all.]

[never_go_back]

[Kodachi helpfully points westward, but it's.. Quite a long walk, easily fourty minutes away unless he runs and of course she doesn't tell him that.]

You know, if you need a place to stay.. I would be more than happy to shelter you for a while~. Wouldn't you be happier in a rustic, traditional setting than a noisy, bustling city?

[After about ten minutes they would come toward Highcrest which, from where they stand, is separated by a riverbank.]

[chinaboy]

NO--I mean--I'll find a place to stay. [You'd sooner have to take him against his will before he would stay with Kodachi.]

[10 minutes later.]

This place sure is big.

Are we almost there?

[never_go_back]

Oh yes, it is quite sizable. In fact, maybe in due time I will be the owner of a large portion of it! It simply isn't the same without a mansion of my own.. No, a castle, I'd like a castle of my own!

[She giggles to Ranma's protest, and takes notice of the riverbank. She plays out in her mind a most romantic and wet scenario, which brings a smile to her lips.]

Oh dear there's so much water.. Do you think a strong, strong man like yourself could leap across it? It'd cut our time by twenty minutes.

[The plan is a simple wone, to cover his eyes in mid-jump to send them both plummeting. Then they'll surface, laugh, then make out shortly after. THE PERFECT CRIME.]

[chinaboy]

[She would wan't a castle of her own.

And with an estate like hers, he's really not all that surprised. What surprises him is her suggestion.]

Jump...across?

[There's not way I can make that!]

Are you sure you don't want to go around.

[If she found out he was the pig-tailed girl, it'd be all over!]

[never_go_back]

[Kodachi doesn't just want a castle, though, she wants a castle, sitting by your side in two thrones holding hands! She will find a way to make it happen. One day. Kodachi doesn't seem surprised by Ranma's reaction, and she raises a finger to her cheek.]

Why, you can't do it? That's so surprising, I've seen Ryoga easily leap across a stream like this before with his backpack; so I just assumed you could without even thinking about it.

That's all right, Ranma-darling, I still like you even if you're second best. There should be a bridge about fifteen minutes from here, to the left. <3

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[chinaboy]

I'll show you! [She went and had to compare him to Ryoga. There was no way he would ever be second to Ryoga, no way!]

I can jump across!

[Except Ranma doesn't have the kind of physical endurance Ryoga has since all Ryoga does is wander aimlessly.]

[chinaboy]

[He can do this.

HE CAN DO THIS!

One small step for mankind,

and one GIANT LEAP for Ranma Saotome!]

[chinaboy]

[OH NOOOOOOOOO

HE'S NOT GOING TO MAKE IT, THE JUMP WAS JUST TOO GREAT AND NOW HE'S FALLING TOWARD THE WATER WITH KODACHI ON HIS BACK.]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Done~

[chinaboy]

[When he landed in the water, Ranma became Ranko.

IT'S OVER! HE'S BEEN FOUND OUT!]

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[never_go_back]

[Kodachi shrieks while she plummets, but not out of fear. It's one of those 'Wheeeeee!' shrieks like when going down a rollercoaster, followed by a fit of giggling until the pair hit the water and make such a splash!]

I LIED 2/3

[never_go_back]

[And once they surface, Kodachi spits out a stream of water, then giggles wickedly with a death grip about Ranma's neck.]

Oh, Ranma-darling, this is SO MUCH F- ... Wh- What?

3/3

[never_go_back]

Th- Th- The p- pig-tailed girl? But how- but... Wh- When.... What are you doing here??

[She releases Ranma immedietly, but now she's armed with a gymnast's club and a furious glare.]

And what have you done with my Ranma, you pig-tailed wench?? Answer me!