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[Ooooooh. She mad.

Kodachi raises a hand to her mouth with a gasp of shock]

How dare you, Akane Tendo!

[But she doesn't say much more than that because she's more than willing to let Akane go rather than argue with her. So she puts on a little more drama.]

.. Though honestly, I am ashamed. I intended to make the most of this second chance.. Yet just when you have returned I already have caused you trouble..

Edited 2013-06-12 00:50 (UTC)

Geez, what's her problem? [She's so uncute when she does that.]

[The martial artist waves it off, figuring Akane will cool down. ~~She probably won't, Ranma.~~]

Don't worry 'bout it.

[He'll turn over, offering his back for her to settle on.] I'll take ya home.

[Kodachi wisely does not answer Ranma's question, and simply continues to hide her smirk behind her hand. Besides, if she started he'd have to take cliffnotes!

Her heart skips a beat to the rest of his words though, and her eyes light up. She isn't just seeing Ranma, she's seeing Ranma adorn in knights armor, upon a noble steed, with a sparkling smile. HNNNNGH.]

R- Ranma-darling..

[She shakily stands, eventually getting onto his back and slips her arms over his shoulders. And of course she isn't very subtle about her bosom against his back.]

You're such a gentlemen. But I'm staying in Highcrest; that's quite a ways.

[He wanted to tell her not to get friendly or anything because he was just doing this to help, but of course he won't say anything until things go too far.

Because her bosom on your back isn't considered too far, Ranma? :| ]

Y-yeah, 'bout that. Mind pointin' the way?

[He did just get here after all.]

[Kodachi helpfully points westward, but it's.. Quite a long walk, easily fourty minutes away unless he runs and of course she doesn't tell him that.]

You know, if you need a place to stay.. I would be more than happy to shelter you for a while~. Wouldn't you be happier in a rustic, traditional setting than a noisy, bustling city?

[After about ten minutes they would come toward Highcrest which, from where they stand, is separated by a riverbank.]

NO--I mean--I'll find a place to stay. [You'd sooner have to take him against his will before he would stay with Kodachi.]

[10 minutes later.]

This place sure is big.

Are we almost there?

Oh yes, it is quite sizable. In fact, maybe in due time I will be the owner of a large portion of it! It simply isn't the same without a mansion of my own.. No, a castle, I'd like a castle of my own!

[She giggles to Ranma's protest, and takes notice of the riverbank. She plays out in her mind a most romantic and wet scenario, which brings a smile to her lips.]

Oh dear there's so much water.. Do you think a strong, strong man like yourself could leap across it? It'd cut our time by twenty minutes.

[The plan is a simple wone, to cover his eyes in mid-jump to send them both plummeting. Then they'll surface, laugh, then make out shortly after. THE PERFECT CRIME.]

Edited 2013-06-17 22:02 (UTC)

[She would wan't a castle of her own.

And with an estate like hers, he's really not all that surprised. What surprises him is her suggestion.]

Jump...across?

[There's not way I can make that!]

Are you sure you don't want to go around.

[If she found out he was the pig-tailed girl, it'd be all over!]

[Kodachi doesn't just want a castle, though, she wants a castle, sitting by your side in two thrones holding hands! She will find a way to make it happen. One day. Kodachi doesn't seem surprised by Ranma's reaction, and she raises a finger to her cheek.]

Why, you can't do it? That's so surprising, I've seen Ryoga easily leap across a stream like this before with his backpack; so I just assumed you could without even thinking about it.

That's all right, Ranma-darling, I still like you even if you're second best. There should be a bridge about fifteen minutes from here, to the left. <3

I'll show you! [She went and had to compare him to Ryoga. There was no way he would ever be second to Ryoga, no way!]

I can jump across!

[~~Except Ranma doesn't have the kind of physical endurance Ryoga has since all Ryoga does is wander aimlessly.~~]

[He can do this.

HE CAN DO THIS!

One small step for mankind,

and one GIANT LEAP for Ranma Saotome!]

[OH NOOOOOOOOO

HE'S NOT GOING TO MAKE IT, THE JUMP WAS JUST TOO GREAT AND NOW HE'S FALLING TOWARD THE WATER WITH KODACHI ON HIS BACK.]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

[When he landed in the water, Ranma became Ranko.

IT'S OVER! HE'S BEEN FOUND OUT!]

[Kodachi shrieks while she plummets, but not out of fear. It's one of those 'Wheeeeee!' shrieks like when going down a rollercoaster, followed by a fit of giggling until the pair hit the water and make such a splash!]

[And once they surface, Kodachi spits out a stream of water, then giggles wickedly with a death grip about Ranma's neck.]

Oh, Ranma-darling, this is SO MUCH F- ... Wh- What?

Th- Th- The p- pig-tailed girl? But how- but... Wh- When.... What are you doing here??

[She releases Ranma immedietly, but now she's armed with a gymnast's club and a furious glare.]

And what have you done with my Ranma, you pig-tailed wench?? Answer me!

Edited 2013-06-19 20:09 (UTC)

[Oh good! She was still convinced he was two different people.]

[Now to think up of an excuse or something.]

What's it to ya?

[It's not like he did anything to himself.]

Hmn.. I see. Perhaps I need to ask in a language and manner that even you would understand. My apologies.

[Kodachi raises her fingers to her lips, and makes a sharp whistling sound.

Nothing happens at first.]

[The water ripples about Kodachi, then suddenly WILD MR GREEN TURTLE erupts from the water with a mighty splash! With his master upon his back, he arches in the air, then plummets toward the martial artist with his dripping, toothy maw wide open!]

I said, 'What have you done with my Ranma-darling'!!

Edited 2013-06-20 23:08 (UTC)

[Aaack! That beast was here too?! What kind of bullocks was this?!]

I ain't done nothin' with him! [You crazy girl!

Ranma is going to give himself a few feet of reaction time.]

[Mr Turtle crashes onto the water, then proceeds to swim his way toward Ranma. Kodachi's brow twitches.]

Do you take me for a fool? I will give you one more chance to talk, or I will see to it that you are removed from existence!

[Ranma leaps from the water back onto dry lands where he'll have more of an advantage.]

I ALREADY TOLD YA!

I DID NOTHIN' TO HIM!

[Mr Turtle doesn't seem to be able to follow suit, so once Ranma escapes to land, he swims back and forth. Kodachi stands up straight.

Very well. In that case, I have no use for you. Pig-tailed girl..

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