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[irritating]

Hey chicklets, how you all been? Nothing's been blown up yet, has it?

Got a word of advice for you, though. [ She holds up a bottle that has only a mouthful of liquid left in it. ] Fuckin' moderation. Apparently fairies know a thing or two about liquor. [ Annnd then she gulps down the last of her drink in one go, grimacing and sticking her tongue out in disgust after it's gone. ]

[ So yeah hi world, Apollo's basically been on a bender for a week (or more, hell if she remembers at this point) so she hasn't been paying attention to anything. From the disheveled look of her, she probably just woke up for the day (even though it's afternoon) and is somewhere between hungover and still a little drunk from the night before. The woman is also wearing an excessive amount of shiny, mostly gold jewelry - some of it's left red marks on the skin of her face and chest where she fell asleep on it, other pieces are literally weaved into her little (now falling apart) braids. ]

Anyway, I discovered a disturbing lack of shit to kill here. Come on, aren't there any dragons or sea monsters or giant tigers or some shit I can wrestle to the ground and shoot in the face? Gods, girl's gotta get some energy out once in a while, you know.

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Video; (I'm sorry I couldn't resist )

[reno4prez]

Baby, I'll help you get some energy out.

Video; lmao omg no it is okay

[irritating]

Will you now? Oh honeybear, you're too sweet to me.

Video; he's just glad that Apollo's cool enough to roll with his dirty humor. :P

[reno4prez]

Heh, I know, I know. But what can I say? I'm a real generous guy like that. Always willin' to-- [Here, he gives a gaudy, over-the-top wink.] --lend a hand.

Video; she is absolutely cool enough to dirty pun with you reno

[irritating]

Oh, you. [ There's an enormous grin on her face at this point because she just loves doing shit like this. ] Such a gentleman! If it weren't for you I'd have no one but myself to play with.

[Video]

[swansongs]

[Here, have That Guy Who Looks Just Like Reid.]

Fairies? Dragons?

[He's so very skeptical of this.]

Are you drunk?

[Video]

[irritating]

[ Oh god it's gonna take her ages to understand the facetwins thing. For now she's just gonna assume it's Reid because why wouldn't she? ]

Uh. Probably. Feel the hangover comin' on though, pretty sure this one's gonna be a bitch.

[Video]

[swansongs]

[He's going to be pissed there's someone else with his face. It's his, get your own, Reid.]

Right. [That explains that then, the talk of weird things. At least, so he thinks.]

Are there good places to party around here? [Priorities, he has them.]

[Video]

[irritating]

Sure there are! Been to a bunch of great places this week. There was one place in uh... shit where was I... [ Goddamnit where was that place. Actually what the hell did it even look like? ] Shit, I dunno. Broke a dude's fingers though, I remember that much.

Guess it depends on how you're feelin' though. What kinda party you after this time?

[Video]

[swansongs]

Really? Sounds like that was fun, or at least interesting.

[Dyme loves a good bar fight every now and then himself, and he admires a lady who can handle herself. Not that he'd ever hit a chick, but he still admires it because there are other people who would. Less polite than him and all.

He shrugs.]

Maybe just some place with really good booze where I can get really drunk and no one will give a shit.

[TEXT]

[kurloz_makara]

SO, THESE MOTHER FUCKING FAIRY FOLK CAN MAKE SOPORIFIC DRINKS? I DONT SUPPOSE THEY ALSO KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND SOMETHING IN A MORE... HERBOLIC FORM? IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[TEXT]

[irritating]

godamnit didnt think about that but
you know what
i bet they do, those crafty little fucks

[TEXT]

[kurloz_makara]

THANK THE MESSIAHS IF THEY DO!
STARTED TO THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO SPEND THIS 420 SOBER.
ON YOUR INTEREST OF FINDING A LUSES TO SLAY, CANT SAY I HAVE SEEN ONE AROUND HERE YET.
BUT ITS JUST A MATTER OF TIME.
TILL THEN, IF YOU ARE STILL EAGER TO FIGHT SOMETHING, I AM SURE I CAN BE PLENTY OF A CHALLENGE TO A HUMAN SISTER SUCH AS YOURSELF.

[TEXT]

[irritating]

dont fuckin worry THERE AINT NO FORCE IN THIS WORLD
THATLL KEEP THE HIGH DRUNK LOVERS SOBER

ooooo interesting
but first what the fuck are you anyway

[coalforbreakfast]

....Why would you want to kill a dragon?

[irritating]

Uh, 'cause they're big, ugly, rude dickholes that eat people?

[coalforbreakfast]

....I'll agree with the big part at least.

[irritating]

Whatever, just wait 'til you get eaten and then we'll see who's right!!

[Video]

[scentofmakai]

You know, some dragons and sea monsters and giant tigers aren't so bad when you get to know them. I think they'd be offended by you shooting them.

[A boy in green folds his arms. Really, humans were so prejudiced about demons sometimes.]

[Video]

[irritating]

Once I get to know them. Uh, yeah. Right on.

Listen kid, they can be as offended as they want but the end result is gonna be a dead monster either way.

[Video]

[scentofmakai]

Monster, huh. You're not a tolerant kind of human at all.

[Video]

[irritating]

Guess I'd be nicer if they did less eating of people and more singing of songs about rainbows and sunshine, but all I've ever seen come out of a dragon's mouth is a blood and body parts that sure as shit aren't supposed to come off.

So yeah. Monster.

[voice]

[snakeeater]

Can't say I've come across any dragons, sea monsters or giant tigers so far. Should I be on the lookout?

[voice]

[irritating]

Votin' yes on that one! I mean, well. Haven't seen shit yet, but there's gotta be something lurking around here somewhere, right?

[voice]

[snakeeater]

After what I've seen, wouldn't be surprised if a T-Rex started destroying every building in sight.

[voice]

[irritating]

Yeah no, don't think I'd be too shocked either.

What've you seen, though? Anything cool?