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[irritating]

Hey chicklets, how you all been? Nothing's been blown up yet, has it?

Got a word of advice for you, though. [ She holds up a bottle that has only a mouthful of liquid left in it. ] Fuckin' moderation. Apparently fairies know a thing or two about liquor. [ Annnd then she gulps down the last of her drink in one go, grimacing and sticking her tongue out in disgust after it's gone. ]

[ So yeah hi world, Apollo's basically been on a bender for a week (or more, hell if she remembers at this point) so she hasn't been paying attention to anything. From the disheveled look of her, she probably just woke up for the day (even though it's afternoon) and is somewhere between hungover and still a little drunk from the night before. The woman is also wearing an excessive amount of shiny, mostly gold jewelry - some of it's left red marks on the skin of her face and chest where she fell asleep on it, other pieces are literally weaved into her little (now falling apart) braids. ]

Anyway, I discovered a disturbing lack of shit to kill here. Come on, aren't there any dragons or sea monsters or giant tigers or some shit I can wrestle to the ground and shoot in the face? Gods, girl's gotta get some energy out once in a while, you know.

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[coalforbreakfast]

Yeah, not gonna happen. I'm pretty sure the dragon would be worse off in a fight.

[irritating]

Oooo, does that mean you're a professional dragon slayer?

[coalforbreakfast]

[It's about this time he flips on the video feature. Have a brown eyed, orange scaly skin boy gazing back at you looking rather neutral.]

No, just have prior experience. And I refuse to kill.

[irritating]

Huh. [ The redhead stares back, the movement of her blue and green eyes a clear indication that she's observing and trying to figure out what the hell he is. ]

So are you a dragon hybrid thing? And killing dragons would be like killing your own kin, or what?

[coalforbreakfast]

[He lets her draw her own conclusions, but they are pretty much right on. More or less.]

You got the hybrid part right. My dad's king of the Kaiju and wants me to be just like him and it's my way of refusing.

[irritating]

Me too! 'cept not dragon. [ She opens her mouth to show her teeth (mostly human looking, but with enough of a point to them that it's not quite normal), and purposely makes a very feline-sounding noise. ] And uh, extremely watered down. [ Shrug. ] What, don't wanna keep up the family business of killing stuff?

[coalforbreakfast]

[He just... kind of raising an eyebrow at that. A.. cat? And he thought his problem was strange.]

Not exactly. I kinda take more after my mom.