mallowhallow | oo1 || Video

[The feed clicks on and the first thing visible is hay strewn about on the ground- upon closer inspection, the hay is spattered with blood.

After the Scroll is set down to start recording, a fucking dragon comes into view- small enough to fit in the stables, apparently, but her wings are folded down and she's curled up tight. Around her are three of the knights of Highcrest, currently on the ground and moaning in pain- two are bleeding openly, the third is completely passed out.

And amongst it all is a man with pitch-black riding armor and a mask that covers half of his face. The axe in his hand is large, stained with blood, and Gerome hefts it to his shoulder for added effect.]

If anyone else so much as thinks of touching my wyvern-

[The lizard lifts her head slightly, slitted eyes staring curiously into the camera from over Gerome's other shoulder. The rider kicks at one of the knights with an armored boot and the man groans out in pain.]

-then next time, I won't hold back.

[He reaches forward and shuts off the feed.]

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[ She usually winds up on people shit-list, but it's mostly because she's a brat, not for talking about dragon genocide. ]

I'm just stating the facts! I didn't even knew there was a wyvern here!

[ Don't wrongly accuse of stuff she didn't do! ]

Then my warning goes doubly for you. Harm her, and it will be the last thing you do.

Well, I don't want your stupid wyvern's flesh any ways, because I don't live forever or become completely crazy. I ain't interested in that stuff!

[ Because either way, it would be incredibly lonely. ]

Then there's no need for you to speak with me again.

[Sob he's such a recluse.]

Fine! I don't wanna talk to someone who accuses me of poacher anyway!

[ And she wasn't interested your cool wyvern in the first place! /tsun ]

Fine! Just stop talking then!

[GRRR. HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND EITHER GO AWAY X-(]

What are you gonna do if I don't?! Chop me up like those knights? Cause I'm not afraid if that's the case!

[ YOUR WYVERN IS DUMB AND SO IS YOUR MASK! D:< ]

I'll have Minerva eat your face off!

[YOUR DUMBER THAN DUMB AND YOU SMELL!!! >8(]

Then I'll just roast her to a crisp and feed the charred reminds to stray dogs!

[ WELL YOU PROBABLY SMELL LIKE WYVERN DROPPINGS!!! >X/ ]

I'll cut you in half before you even try!

[YOU SMELL WORSE NYEH NYEH D8< ]

I'd like to see you try when you're on fire!

[ WELL YOU'RE UGLIER THAN A HORSE'S BEHIND >XC ]

You wouldn't be able to light me on fire, you'd already be cut in half!

[NO HE'S NOT HIS MASK MAKES HIM ~DARK AND MYSTERIOUS~ HE WALKS A LONELY ROAD, ETC, I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU MATCH THAT!!!!!!]

It would take a lot more than that to kill me!

[ SHE'S AN ~ARTIFICIAL HUMAN~ WITH A VERY SHORT LIFESPAN TOP THAT EMOBOY WONDER!!!!!! ]

How do you close a conversation on this thing!?

[HE'S ASKING YOU HOW TO HANG UP ON YOU OKAY]

Hehe, you don't know? Just how dumb are you?

[ AKA SHE KNOWS BUT INSTEAD OF HELPING SHE'S JUST GONNA LAUGH AT YOU ]

[Snarl.]

This technology doesn't exist in my time.

Then maybe you should have tested all the features before making a fool of yourself.

[ Her world isn't quite as advance but a bit of studying helps. ]

I'm doing nothing of the sort!

[Pssst Gerome you totally are.]

Sure you aren't, you've gotten everything under control, right?

[ There's nothing more amusing than a fool—especially when they don't realize they are one. ]

And don't you forget it.

[He's just going to set the scroll down and walk away. That'll show 'em.]

Hey! Where do you think you're going? Don't just walk away! Come back you stupid masked idiot!

[ She can wait all day don't underestimate her drive to annoy the shit out of people. ]

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