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mallowhallow2013-03-05 01:37 pm
wyverns) wrote in mallowhallow2013-03-05 01:37 pm
oo1 || Video
[The feed clicks on and the first thing visible is hay strewn about on the ground- upon closer inspection, the hay is spattered with blood.
After the Scroll is set down to start recording, a fucking dragon comes into view- small enough to fit in the stables, apparently, but her wings are folded down and she's curled up tight. Around her are three of the knights of Highcrest, currently on the ground and moaning in pain- two are bleeding openly, the third is completely passed out.
And amongst it all is a man with pitch-black riding armor and a mask that covers half of his face. The axe in his hand is large, stained with blood, and Gerome hefts it to his shoulder for added effect.]
If anyone else so much as thinks of touching my wyvern-
[The lizard lifts her head slightly, slitted eyes staring curiously into the camera from over Gerome's other shoulder. The rider kicks at one of the knights with an armored boot and the man groans out in pain.]
-then next time, I won't hold back.
[He reaches forward and shuts off the feed.]
After the Scroll is set down to start recording, a fucking dragon comes into view- small enough to fit in the stables, apparently, but her wings are folded down and she's curled up tight. Around her are three of the knights of Highcrest, currently on the ground and moaning in pain- two are bleeding openly, the third is completely passed out.
And amongst it all is a man with pitch-black riding armor and a mask that covers half of his face. The axe in his hand is large, stained with blood, and Gerome hefts it to his shoulder for added effect.]
If anyone else so much as thinks of touching my wyvern-
[The lizard lifts her head slightly, slitted eyes staring curiously into the camera from over Gerome's other shoulder. The rider kicks at one of the knights with an armored boot and the man groans out in pain.]
-then next time, I won't hold back.
[He reaches forward and shuts off the feed.]
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[GRRR. HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND EITHER GO AWAY X-(]
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[ YOUR WYVERN IS DUMB AND SO IS YOUR MASK! D:< ]
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[YOUR DUMBER THAN DUMB AND YOU SMELL!!! >8(]
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[ WELL YOU PROBABLY SMELL LIKE WYVERN DROPPINGS!!! >X/ ]
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[YOU SMELL WORSE NYEH NYEH D8< ]
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[ WELL YOU'RE UGLIER THAN A HORSE'S BEHIND >XC ]
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[NO HE'S NOT HIS MASK MAKES HIM ~DARK AND MYSTERIOUS~ HE WALKS A LONELY ROAD, ETC, I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU MATCH THAT!!!!!!]
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[ SHE'S AN ~ARTIFICIAL HUMAN~ WITH A VERY SHORT LIFESPAN TOP THAT EMOBOY WONDER!!!!!! ]
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[HE'S ASKING YOU HOW TO HANG UP ON YOU OKAY]
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[ AKA SHE KNOWS BUT INSTEAD OF HELPING SHE'S JUST GONNA LAUGH AT YOU ]
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This technology doesn't exist in my time.
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[ Her world isn't quite as advance but a bit of studying helps. ]
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[Pssst Gerome you totally are.]
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[ There's nothing more amusing than a fool—especially when they don't realize they are one. ]
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[He's just going to set the scroll down and walk away. That'll show 'em.]
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[ She can wait all day don't underestimate her drive to annoy the shit out of people. ]