[Video ~ Introduction]

[doctor_insano]

[It really does not take very long at all for Dr. Insano to make sense of the communication device and his screechy voice can soon be heard throughout the network, along with vision of his face. On the video feed the most prominent feature is those goggles and he both sounds and looks more than a little crazy.]

Now that I have your attention-- [He begins grandly, then mumbles.] -- I hope.

[In a louder voice, he continues on, using broad hand gestures. They never seem to be still.]

I don't know what type of inter-dimensional portal brought me here but I will find a way out, I guarantee it! Or-- OR! I could take over this little world of yours and then there will be ice cream parlors on every street corner and science will rule every mind!

Yes, you just wait, Queenie or whoever else thinks they are in charge of this place. Soon you all will be answering to I, Doctor Insano, and you will all bow down to SCIENCE!

[He launches into a maniacal laugh that would make any evil villain or mad scientist proud.]

Comments

[solvabilities]

Do we look like teachers to you?

[doctor_insano]

You look like heroes! Or maybe just men who like tights!

Either way, we should fight! Because I'm an evil villain.

[solvabilities]

Yeahhhh no. I'm out of your league and I don't do requests.

[doctor_insano]

Aha! So I have defeated you already because you are so puny and weak!

[An evil cackle.]

[solvabilities]

Whatever floats your boat, champ.

[doctor_insano]

I don't have a boat. Yet!

Oh, by the way, is there an ocean around here?

[solvabilities]

Iii doubt it.

[doctor_insano]

So what do you do besides pretend to be heroic?

[solvabilities]

I run a company.

[doctor_insano]

Does it have anything to do with science?

[solvabilities]

A lot, in fact.

[doctor_insano]

Excellent! Do you happen to have any robotic parts lying around that you don't want any more?

[solvabilities]

Nice try. Why would I give you anything?

[doctor_insano]

Oh, I can owe you a favor in return but since I'm told there is no currency here then why not ask first!

[solvabilities]

Why would I want a favour from a self-proclaimed crazy scientist? Are you even listening to yourself?

[doctor_insano]

Just because I can admit who I am doesn't mean I still can't ask for nice things!

Usually I'm the one getting things stolen, not vice versa!

[solvabilities]

Sounds rough.

[doctor_insano]

It was! But I showed them! I found their space-ship-house thingy and took my stuff back!

[solvabilities]

... Uh-huuuuh.

[doctor_insano]

Yes! I hear your doubt but let me assure you that I tell the truth!

Anyway, back to your scientific company. What exactly does your company do?

[solvabilities]

We're in the energy business.

[doctor_insano]

Ahh... I could do with something... electrical.

[solvabilities]

Again, why would I help you out?

[doctor_insano]

Why wouldn't you?

[solvabilities]

... How is that even a reason?