mallowhallow | [Video ~ Introduction]

[It really does not take very long at all for Dr. Insano to make sense of the communication device and his screechy voice can soon be heard throughout the network, along with vision of his face. On the video feed the most prominent feature is those goggles and he both sounds and looks more than a little crazy.]

Now that I have your attention-- [He begins grandly, then mumbles.] -- I hope.

[In a louder voice, he continues on, using broad hand gestures. They never seem to be still.]

I don't know what type of inter-dimensional portal brought me here but I will find a way out, I guarantee it! Or-- OR! I could take over this little world of yours and then there will be ice cream parlors on every street corner and science will rule every mind!

Yes, you just wait, Queenie or whoever else thinks they are in charge of this place. Soon you all will be answering to I, Doctor Insano, and you will all bow down to SCIENCE!

[He launches into a maniacal laugh that would make any evil villain or mad scientist proud.]

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That doesn't really seem equal.

They say that laughter is the best medicine!

[He giggles.]

Which must be why I'm so healthy!

You're a real piece of work.

Thank you!

[He's intelligent but sometimes he just doesn't get it.]

[Tony's noticed]

Fine, maybe I'll toss you a bone sometime. What do you work with?

Oh, everything - as long as it's scientific. I was thinking about an army of robots but maybe I should make another time compression device, put it in reverse and then we could all go back in time to our own worlds!

[The laughter returns, in the form of a clearly-not-all-there cackle.]

Time travel's risky. Too many variables.

What about an anti-magic field generator? Bring down all the shields that may be preventing us from leaving or those portals that must have brought us here and BAM, we're all back home!!

... Okay, I am down with anything that's anti-magic.

Then that's what I should work on first! A shame I didn't bring mine with me.

Wait, you had one?

Of course! So I can easily make one again once I find all the parts!

Uh-huh. What parts do you need?

Are you going to let me have things now, are you?

Maybe. Under some supervision.

I can work with that. I have nothing to hide!

[He tilts his head. His eyes may have shifted to the side in thought but it's impossible to see them through his swirly goggles.]

Well, except for that little thing and that other thing... but that's not important to the SCIENCE!

Yeah. Lots of supervision, I think.

First I've got to have some lab space and then.... Oh, you have some spare raritanium, don't you?

Raritanium? Never heard of it.

[He pauses, biting his lower lip slightly.]

That's not good.

I need that to put into the generator to make it work.

What else might work?

Some sort of energy crystals - if I adjust some settings and.... hmmm... I'll have to see what I can do.

But if I figured it out before I can do so again. With science!

You're wearing it out already.

The science? That can never wear out!

I don't think you're using that word properly anyway.

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