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mallowhallow2013-03-09 08:06 pm
forcedreset) wrote in mallowhallow2013-03-09 08:06 pm
[ first magpie ; video ]
[ when the feed cuts in, it is to the view of a young boy against a bright, clear blue sky, and a rolling horizon of hilly green grassiness; loki perches upon a wall along the outer border of highcrest, like a tiny green gargoyle leering over the path below, though not too terribly intimidating. he raises a gloved hand and waves. ]
Greetings, citizens!
What has it been - oh, some week or so since we have been brought here, to this strange, most pillowy place? I come to you now, to humbly ask for ..things! But let us make with the chase cutting, yes? I.. wonder if any of you have perhaps seen my brother, Thor - big, strapping god, beautiful hair like a lady, big hammer that he's very protective of. Sound familiar? Also, a girl - long dark hair, green eyes, about yea high - [ a vague hand gesture here ] - and very, very scary. Greenish magic, sour disposition. Terrifying smile.
If any of you know anything of there whereabouts, I would be most grateful.
Until then, come, we should all get to know one another, yes? Who knows just how long we will remain here together. I'll start! Hi, my name is Loki, previously of Asgardia, your friendly, charming god of mischief. I enjoy shaken milks, lengthy books, and engaging, vigorous conversation.
Now you go!
Greetings, citizens!
What has it been - oh, some week or so since we have been brought here, to this strange, most pillowy place? I come to you now, to humbly ask for ..things! But let us make with the chase cutting, yes? I.. wonder if any of you have perhaps seen my brother, Thor - big, strapping god, beautiful hair like a lady, big hammer that he's very protective of. Sound familiar? Also, a girl - long dark hair, green eyes, about yea high - [ a vague hand gesture here ] - and very, very scary. Greenish magic, sour disposition. Terrifying smile.
If any of you know anything of there whereabouts, I would be most grateful.
Until then, come, we should all get to know one another, yes? Who knows just how long we will remain here together. I'll start! Hi, my name is Loki, previously of Asgardia, your friendly, charming god of mischief. I enjoy shaken milks, lengthy books, and engaging, vigorous conversation.
Now you go!
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There is far too large a hole in your argument. I am an almighty being far beyond your comprehension. Even the gods of lore and Chaos couldn't possibly compare. I was engineered to be the Ultimate Lifeform.
Hardly no skin off of your back. (For the record, yes, that is correct.)
[ Wait, he's using his alias Terios here, isn't he? Doesn't this out him then? OOPS. ]
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Ah yes, you are one of those. Forgive me for not immediately recognizing the magnanimous greatness of your text, and prostrating myself immediately!
You don't happen to hail from Asgard, or any of the nine realms, I imagine?
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except no maybe not the fandom's batshit maybe you're better off not knowing ]
I believe this Asgard is a land of myth in my world, so no, of course not. I hail from...
Hm. I suppose you could say the endless space itself. I don't call any planet my home.
[ A pause. ]
You are boring, aren't you? Is sarcasm all you are capable of? I'd have thought a god would be more creative.
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Of all the things Loki has been called, boring is not among them! I am a very entertaining, charismatic young boy. I understand if you have trouble seeing that, with your bloated ego in the way! But you may take my word for it.
At any rate, you are not from my Asgard, my home, or my universe, and so you must understand that you are not my most most ultimate and powerful being! Or something! Besides, no one likes a show-off. Did they not teach you that, in lonely endless space school?
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Yes, and I am a menace that is not to be taken lightly. Of course, I also understand if you have trouble seeing that. You clearly have an ego larger than Asgard yourself.
[ Ho hum, pot calling the kettle black. ]
As for 'no one liking a show-off', does it look like I care? Oh, yes, I certainly care about what you think. Woe is me, for I am not attracting your utmost affection and respect.
See? I know how to play the sarcasm card, too.
shadow you are just feeding the troll what are you doing
[ a slow, easy smirk. ]
Don't you? You seem to be trying very hard to impress and/or frighten me, o great one.
For someone who doesn't care, that is.
once he starts he just won't stop. like pringles.
An idiot also works well enough.
[ Not that he himself isn't a hypocrite. Oh, goodness, no. What would ever make you think that? ]
That is different. I care to show you that I am a threat, so should you place your mischief on me, you will sorely regret it. Your respect, however, is not what I want to garner.
Tch. For a god, your mind really is too black and white.
bro you are being played like a fiddle.
and when he speaks again it is more slowly, deliberately. ]
.. So allow me to summarize.
[ the hand drops, and loki leans forward onto his knees, his voice as cheerful as ever. ]
You approach me - anonymously, no less - with blustery threats, idle warnings, and excessive, most impressive rudeness. [ insert flowery hand gesture here. ] And then, somehow, you become angry when I do not respond positively, or to your liking.
[ THOUGHTFUL FACE. ]
That is about the long and short of it, yes?
[ the question is rhetorical really your answer is unnecessary. ]
nah maybe more like the world's smallest violin
Positively? No. I don't expect that. I do, however, expect for you to react seriously to a threat. Of course, behaving in accordance to your own safety is clearly not what you are going for.
Allow me to tell you something then. I will do so slowly this time so your mind can properly interpret it.
Beware Shadow the Hedgehog, the Ultimate Lifeform and master of Chaos Energy. Any mischief from you to me to disrupt my efforts to escape, and you will die. That is all.
[ fuck anon i've got chaos ]
fair enough!!
but
he can't. ]
I'm sorry, did you say.. hedgehog?
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Yes, I did say hedgehog. That is, unless my English spelling translates to something different in Asgardian language.
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.. oh no, not at all.
But I cannot say that I have ever met a sentient hedgehog! Fire demons, yes, hel lords and savage talking wolves and soulless devourers but ... hedgehogs? You are a first for me, almighty one!
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It also isn't every day that a hedgehog is capable of... Let's see...[ Just, y'know, throwing that out there. ]
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Though of course I have never personally spoken with one before now, so perhaps they are self absorbed, in their hog hedging ways, and I am simply oblivious to it..
.. no doubt the earthworms and small rodents quiver in fear at the sight of you!
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In fact... hm...
[ He takes initiative, switching to video at long last, only to give Loki a close view at bright, red eyes and pearly fangs. He licks at his lips like a ravenous carnivore on the hunt, nothing short of hungry. ]
You do look very humanoid... and very delicious.
[ Does he eat humans? Ugh, no. That's just disgusting. He'd never! Is he still trying to screw around with this kid? Well, yeah, I suppose he is! ]
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he's so
cute.
so evil and cute.
loki is accustomed to evil and ugly this is such a refreshing change; he clutches his cheeks. ]
More than likely I am tough and flavorless but oh! Look at you! How cute!
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[ Wait.
Shadow stares incredulously as the information socked him in the jaw like a Punch-Out!! game gone wild.
That-
That isn't right! ]
Cute? Are you seriously going to pull the cute card on me? [ He's not cute. Ever. EVER. ]
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You are absolutely cute! Look at your little nose! And you're so spiky and fluffy!
[ precious. ]
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[ Oh, no. No losing his cool. Shadow leans back and crosses his arms, giving off a frown and looking especially like he's pouting. Aww, poor cutiebaby, huh? Poor precious, big, bad Ultimate Lifeform. ]
Hmph.
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[ aww shadow is your life so tough? it's difficult isn't it, being an adorable fluffy ultimate badass or something.
hang on a sec, give loki a second to find his pity. ]
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[ Knowing Loki, maybe he'd remove them himself and use them as chopsticks while he bled out, while eating house lo mein? Who even knows? ]
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........... but nevertheless the assumption may not be too far off. ]
Well, it sounds entirely unpleasant, but I am very good at turning around unpleasant situations and making something relatively entertaining of them, so. You could be right.
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Humph. At any rate, I don't have the time to waste further on you... but we may meet again. [ Who knows what kind of information he can weasel out of a god? Seriously. ]
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Of course. I look forward to it, Mister Hedgehog!