never_go_back: (Uptown Girl)
never_go_back ([personal profile] never_go_back) wrote in [community profile] mallowhallow2013-04-26 09:29 pm

001 {Accidental Video -> Video}

[Kodachi's device turns on after it's struck by a hardcover book. There's barely enough light to reveal it's title, 'Nightfall: Forbidden Love'.]

This is.. Unacceptable! How is it fair that such a boorish, unworthy girl is blessed with the honor of being the target of affection of not one but two handsome men? Unforgivable!

[There's the sound of fingers drumming along wood for about fifteen seconds while the lady mumbles to herself, but once it stops it's followed by a gasp of realization. And it isn't the realization a certain Tendo is in that very position] Now where did I put that thing... [The book is raised, revealing a teenage girl with black hair, adorn in a lovely black kimono with red petal-print staring down at the screen. She looks confused that it's on, but it's quickly replaced with a pleasant smile. Instead of agitate, her tone is relaxed, with a 'proper' air.]

Good day to you, male denizens of Mallow Hollow. I am Kodachi Kuno, seventeen years old, from Nerima, Japan. Forgive my intrusion, but  I have most wonderful news! As of today positions have opened for tw- no, three additional potential suitors to compete with my first, my darling Ranma Saotome, for my eventual hand in marriage and honor of father to our inevitable, many, many children.

Allow me to share a bit about myself: I have no current occupation, but I do aspire to become a knight of Highcrest. My interests include gymnastics, care taking of adorable animals, cooking, and roses.

[At this point Kodachi raises a white paper fan with a large, red circle in the center, and opposite hand now possesses a microphone for no real reason.]

I am looking for a single male between the ages of sixteen and twenty five. They must possess great courage and strength. They must be handsome, slender, and neat. And, most importantly, they must possess ambitions of grandeur!

Also, while it is true I come from a more.. 'traditional' Japanese background, I am not completely against a non-Japanese suitor.

For those interested in this rare chance, please note that I will be holding the contest in two days at Highcrest's Main Square from noon until three. There will be no dress code, but roses and adequate amounts of presence are mandatory.

[And with that, Kodachi tosses both items carelessly to the side, then presses her fingertips together as she flutters her eyelashes.]

Now then, are there any questions, my dears? <3
doctor_insano: (Look up there!)

[Video]

[personal profile] doctor_insano 2013-04-28 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
It doesn't sound very scientific but then each to their own. The science is in what I can do for you and it is at a testing stage! If you want to stop by sometime to pick it up.
doctor_insano: (Disapproval)

[Video]

[personal profile] doctor_insano 2013-04-28 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
I've stabilized the particles enough that it shouldn't do that.
doctor_insano: (Grin)

[Video]

[personal profile] doctor_insano 2013-04-28 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Of course! I was not volunteering myself otherwise. Good luck with your... suitor hunting.
doctor_insano: (Look up there!)

[Video]

[personal profile] doctor_insano 2013-04-28 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Even if I was interested in that, I am a little out of your age range.
doctor_insano: (Disapproval)

[Video]

[personal profile] doctor_insano 2013-04-28 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm thirty one, last time I checked.

So I can make super gymnastic knight swords of mass destruction for you but I cannot be your boyfriend!
doctor_insano: (Gloved)

[Video]

[personal profile] doctor_insano 2013-04-29 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Alright. And bring more cookies if you have them!


[ooc: Sure! :) If you want to set it up, please do.]