never_go_back: (Uptown Girl)
never_go_back ([personal profile] never_go_back) wrote in [community profile] mallowhallow2013-04-26 09:29 pm

001 {Accidental Video -> Video}

[Kodachi's device turns on after it's struck by a hardcover book. There's barely enough light to reveal it's title, 'Nightfall: Forbidden Love'.]

This is.. Unacceptable! How is it fair that such a boorish, unworthy girl is blessed with the honor of being the target of affection of not one but two handsome men? Unforgivable!

[There's the sound of fingers drumming along wood for about fifteen seconds while the lady mumbles to herself, but once it stops it's followed by a gasp of realization. And it isn't the realization a certain Tendo is in that very position] Now where did I put that thing... [The book is raised, revealing a teenage girl with black hair, adorn in a lovely black kimono with red petal-print staring down at the screen. She looks confused that it's on, but it's quickly replaced with a pleasant smile. Instead of agitate, her tone is relaxed, with a 'proper' air.]

Good day to you, male denizens of Mallow Hollow. I am Kodachi Kuno, seventeen years old, from Nerima, Japan. Forgive my intrusion, but  I have most wonderful news! As of today positions have opened for tw- no, three additional potential suitors to compete with my first, my darling Ranma Saotome, for my eventual hand in marriage and honor of father to our inevitable, many, many children.

Allow me to share a bit about myself: I have no current occupation, but I do aspire to become a knight of Highcrest. My interests include gymnastics, care taking of adorable animals, cooking, and roses.

[At this point Kodachi raises a white paper fan with a large, red circle in the center, and opposite hand now possesses a microphone for no real reason.]

I am looking for a single male between the ages of sixteen and twenty five. They must possess great courage and strength. They must be handsome, slender, and neat. And, most importantly, they must possess ambitions of grandeur!

Also, while it is true I come from a more.. 'traditional' Japanese background, I am not completely against a non-Japanese suitor.

For those interested in this rare chance, please note that I will be holding the contest in two days at Highcrest's Main Square from noon until three. There will be no dress code, but roses and adequate amounts of presence are mandatory.

[And with that, Kodachi tosses both items carelessly to the side, then presses her fingertips together as she flutters her eyelashes.]

Now then, are there any questions, my dears? <3
yang_fang_leiden: (Small Smile)

Re: video

[personal profile] yang_fang_leiden 2013-04-28 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[A small smile.]

I do suppose affairs of the heart compel us to do all kinds of things. I certainly did more than my share when I was a young man.
yang_fang_leiden: (Sprite)

Re: video

[personal profile] yang_fang_leiden 2013-04-29 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Now, it is Yang's turn to laugh.]

You flatter me. I am ten years older than that. But clean living does have its advantages.
yang_fang_leiden: (Amused)

Re: video

[personal profile] yang_fang_leiden 2013-04-30 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I am completely serious.

[A smile again.]

Intense daily exercise, a healthy diet, and vigorous training to be aware of my own body. But yes, I am the Master Monk of the kingdom of Fabul.
yang_fang_leiden: (Default)

Re: video

[personal profile] yang_fang_leiden 2013-04-30 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, forgive my impoliteness. I am Yang Fang Leiden.

[He nods slightly.]

I have missed training others since coming here. It would be nice to be more active again.
yang_fang_leiden: (Amused)

Re: video

[personal profile] yang_fang_leiden 2013-05-01 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Some of the most formidable warriors I have known have been female.

[To say nothing of his wife, who is capable of battling trained soldiers with nothing more than a frying pan.]

I would be happy to train you, Miss Kuno.
yang_fang_leiden: (Thoughtful)

Re: 2/2

[personal profile] yang_fang_leiden 2013-05-01 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
I beg you to forgive my presumptuousness.

[He cants his head slightly to one side.]

Akane? I have spoken with her before. She does not strike me as careless at all.
yang_fang_leiden: (Amused)

late tag is late!

[personal profile] yang_fang_leiden 2013-05-03 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. Such strength is impressive, of course, though strength is useless without discipline.

I planed on having her demonstrate some of her own martial prowess to me, when we had the opportunity. I shall have to see what judgements I can make then.
yang_fang_leiden: (Default)

Re: Nonsense! Wb.

[personal profile] yang_fang_leiden 2013-05-04 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[a small nod]

As do I. I believe I could stand to learn a few things myself, from her "Anything Goes" style.
yang_fang_leiden: (Serious)

[personal profile] yang_fang_leiden 2013-05-06 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
If there is such a practice, I am not aware of it. We have the Kung Fu of my homeland of Fabul, and the Ninjitsu of the kingdom of Elban, but most other martial skills in my world rely more upon weapons than pure fighting styles.
yang_fang_leiden: (Sprite)

[personal profile] yang_fang_leiden 2013-05-08 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Provided she does not object, I would not mind at all.
yang_fang_leiden: (Amused)

[personal profile] yang_fang_leiden 2013-05-08 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[A polite bow.]

And you as well, Miss Kuno.