mallowhallow | 001 {Accidental Video -> Video}

[Kodachi's device turns on after it's struck by a hardcover book. There's barely enough light to reveal it's title, 'Nightfall: Forbidden Love'.]

This is.. Unacceptable! How is it fair that such a boorish, unworthy girl is blessed with the honor of being the target of affection of not one but two handsome men? Unforgivable!

[There's the sound of fingers drumming along wood for about fifteen seconds while the lady mumbles to herself, but once it stops it's followed by a gasp of realization. And it isn't the realization a certain Tendo is in that very position] Now where did I put that thing... [The book is raised, revealing a teenage girl with black hair, adorn in a lovely black kimono with red petal-print staring down at the screen. She looks confused that it's on, but it's quickly replaced with a pleasant smile. Instead of agitate, her tone is relaxed, with a 'proper' air.]

Good day to you, male denizens of Mallow Hollow. I am Kodachi Kuno, seventeen years old, from Nerima, Japan. Forgive my intrusion, but I have most wonderful news! As of today positions have opened for tw- no, three additional potential suitors to compete with my first, my darling Ranma Saotome, for my eventual hand in marriage and honor of father to our inevitable, many, many children.

Allow me to share a bit about myself: I have no current occupation, but I do aspire to become a knight of Highcrest. My interests include gymnastics, care taking of adorable animals, cooking, and roses.

[At this point Kodachi raises a white paper fan with a large, red circle in the center, and opposite hand now possesses a microphone for no real reason.]

I am looking for a single male between the ages of sixteen and twenty five. They must possess great courage and strength. They must be handsome, slender, and neat. And, most importantly, they must possess ambitions of grandeur!

Also, while it is true I come from a more.. 'traditional' Japanese background, I am not completely against a non-Japanese suitor.

For those interested in this rare chance, please note that I will be holding the contest in two days at Highcrest's Main Square from noon until three. There will be no dress code, but roses and adequate amounts of presence are mandatory.

[And with that, Kodachi tosses both items carelessly to the side, then presses her fingertips together as she flutters her eyelashes.]

Now then, are there any questions, my dears? <3

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[ Here's a candidate who meets almost all of Kodachi's criteria. Kumagawa Misogi is -- as you can tell by the name -- a young man of Japanese descent and of seventeen years, who is slender, neat, and while not outright "handsome", still possesses heaps of ambition.

He is, however, a coward and a weakling. But that doesn't stop him from expressing his interest, which comes in the form of a (horrendously inappropriate) question: ]

『What are your three measurements, cutie?』

[Ah, yes, so that is a downside of video calls; she comes from a world where violence is easily enabled, and Kodachi cannot perform any! She keeps a patient smile and titters behind her hand.]

Now now, it would be no fun to divulge that information so soon, wouldn't you agree?

And whom do I have the pleasure of speaking with this day, bold sir~?

[ Color him intrigued; Kumagawa was totally expecting her to hang up on him for being a shameless perv, but it is now clear that Kodachi is not only pretty and refined, but also patient and kind.

'『Or maybe she's a pervert, too!』' considers Kumagawa. Either way, he's intrigued -- to the point that he's willing to continue this charade and even introduce himself. ]

『Ah?』 [ He points to himself. ] 『So, you want to know my name?』

[ In one smooth, fluid motion, Kumagawa reaches into his jacket's breast pocket, fishes out his comb, combs his hair back with all the suavity and cool indifference of a greaser from late 50's America, and then once again addresses Kodachi, this time speaking in a deeper, confident tone. ]

『I'm Kumagawa Misogi, your future husband.』

[ For a humongous loser, he's somehow oozing with charisma, and there are even sparkles glimmering around him. ]

『... How was that?』

[ And just like that, all his charisma and bishounen sparkles are gone, and he's back to smiling that signature smile of his. A smile which is 100% fake. ]

『I can be pretty cool, huh? Have I piqued your interest yet? Do I have what it takes to be your suitor? And if so, may I know the color of your panties?』

[While it's difficult to know for certain over the device, Kodachi can tell that something isn't quite.. Right. Is this young man just pretending to be a fool? Kodachi thoughtfully cups her chin with a slight tilt of her head.]

How intriguing! You started as a D, then for a moment you became a B, and now you are a D again. I have never seen anything quite like it~.

[Kodachi lightly claps her hands and beams.]

There is certainly potential, Mister Kumagawa; you remind me of a beautiful house I once saw littered with filthy rugs and possessed horrifying wallpaper!

That said.. I may be willing to induldge your curiosity should we meet in person~.

[ The unthinkable happens: Kumagawa's perpetual smile actually falters, but only for the briefest moment. Not because he's disappointed or feeling insulted, but because he's legitimately surprised.

Most girls would've told him to go away and/or die by now, or at least show some level of discomfort. But Kodachi? She's different. Sure, she's kind of insulting him, but at the same time she's kind of complimenting him, too. Not only that, but she's expressing interest in Kumagawa, at least enough to suggest the possibility of meeting him in person.

... Maybe she is a perv, after all. ]

『... I see.』

[ The Minus blinks and scratches his cheek awkwardly. ]

『Er, well, that's great. I can't say I have any objections to meeting up.』

[ Because panties. ]

Edited (My bad, shouldn't be a 1/2 there.) 2013-04-27 20:30 (UTC)

[Oh she's different all right. But while he seems to be expecting specific behavior from her, she's still not entirely certain what to expect from him. Which is fine, really, since she figures she can beat any qualities she finds unsuitable out of him if need be. And so she carries on as normal, at least impressed by his response.]

I had a feeling you would agree; perhaps I will decide upon something special, for fun? I look forward to seeing you in two days time, then.

And be sure not forget the roses, all right?

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