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[suckonit]

[Okay so technically they don't have phones in Ivore... let alone pillow phones. So at first he just kind of figures it's a regular pillow and since there's not much else for him to do here in a house made of pillows (seriously what the hell?) he starts using it as... well, a pillow. Which of course leads to the thing accidentally being turned on and... you can imagine what goes on from there. (Hint: lots of frustrated confusion, cursing at it, and attempting to break it open. He ends up accidentally recording himself a few times but it's nothing note worthy aside from the obvious fact he doesn't know what he's doing.)

And finally, success! First thing he's going to do? Complain.]

Whose idea of a sick joke was it to make an entire fucking district out of pillows? This place is so goddamn pink and fluffy it makes me want to puke. [tch. Luckily for him it would be hard to tell for anyone tuning in that he apparently made some kind of massive makeshift bed out of all of the pillows he found in his 'house'. If he's going to be miserable he might as well be comfy. And sleeping is one of his favorite hobbies.]

That Queenie's a real piece of work. Why the hell would anyone want to live in this dump? What do they even eat here? Pillows? [There's a joke there somewhere that he hadn't intended to make. No but seriously, he hasn't found any kind of food market or anything like that. It would help a lot if he got off his lazy ass though.]

So can anyone tell me where I can get a goddamn smoke around here? And where's the nearest whorehouse? I need another job.

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that's okay I am a chronic slow tagger ;;;

[suckonit]

[Wait hold on ears twitching, you mean those aren't fake ears? ... uh. Okay. Cute, but what the hell? Everything about this chick is... kinda cute but odd to him. The bird is sort-of off screen which is just as well cause he's still adjusting to the fact she has working bunny ears.]

Yeah, I guess. If you ask me they're just dicks. [And likely making a dirty joke that he's yet to catch on to.]

So, what about you sweetheart? You got stuck in the pillow dump too?

haha me too

[of_nirvana]

Yes - they are... like that.
[She's not going to call them dicks - if these projections are caused by Magick, this kingdom may intercept them. Perhaps this queen is violent.]
My name is Telma. And, no.
[She says, panning the camera - to show what looks like a strange sea of Mist and grass.] This land seems to shift depending on who's near to it - Astralfield is the name, I recall.

[suckonit]

Oh, yeah? That's a cute name. [He'll likely keep calling you sweetheart anyways.]

My name's Axis, but you can call me whatever you want. [hint: Tiger is popular. Actually no it's not but he'd like that.

... huh. He squints at the screen with puzzled curiosity. ... well okay then, that's only a little less weird than pillows.]

Not sure what you mean by that sweetheart, but I'll bet it's nicer than this place. It's too bad though.

[of_nirvana]

Dreams. That's what Astralfield seems to created by.
[But she smiles.]
Axis it is. Either way, these lands both seem both unreal, almost.
[With a calm nod, she then frowned again.]
Tell me - what do you plan to do now?

[suckonit]

Dreams...? The hell... [Skeptical eyebrow raise here, he’s never been much of an imaginative person so this all seems like crazy talk to him. Whatever, moving onto something he knows how to talk about; himself.]

Well sweetheart, looks like I’m going to that Highcrest district to get a new job. Once I get settled in... why don’t you pay me a little visit there? I promise I’ll make it worth your while. [Throws on the charm, awh yeah never too early to self advertise.]