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[suckonit]

[Okay so technically they don't have phones in Ivore... let alone pillow phones. So at first he just kind of figures it's a regular pillow and since there's not much else for him to do here in a house made of pillows (seriously what the hell?) he starts using it as... well, a pillow. Which of course leads to the thing accidentally being turned on and... you can imagine what goes on from there. (Hint: lots of frustrated confusion, cursing at it, and attempting to break it open. He ends up accidentally recording himself a few times but it's nothing note worthy aside from the obvious fact he doesn't know what he's doing.)

And finally, success! First thing he's going to do? Complain.]

Whose idea of a sick joke was it to make an entire fucking district out of pillows? This place is so goddamn pink and fluffy it makes me want to puke. [tch. Luckily for him it would be hard to tell for anyone tuning in that he apparently made some kind of massive makeshift bed out of all of the pillows he found in his 'house'. If he's going to be miserable he might as well be comfy. And sleeping is one of his favorite hobbies.]

That Queenie's a real piece of work. Why the hell would anyone want to live in this dump? What do they even eat here? Pillows? [There's a joke there somewhere that he hadn't intended to make. No but seriously, he hasn't found any kind of food market or anything like that. It would help a lot if he got off his lazy ass though.]

So can anyone tell me where I can get a goddamn smoke around here? And where's the nearest whorehouse? I need another job.

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[inthemoon]

--You live in the pillow area? [ a pause, head tilting. ] Sandman would love it there, I think.

[ there's another moment of silence, but then he offers a bright smile. ]

I'm certain you could find cigarettes here. Astralfield, that is. Or in the more modern district, though I can't remember what it's called.

[suckonit]

[Tch.] Great, so I really did get the crappiest district. Damn it, I don't want to walk all the way to another district. What a pain in the ass....

[Huh. It's really odd, he feels calmer talking to this guy. Well give it time he'll find some way to be an ass to Manny.]

What kind of stupid name is "Sandman"? His folks must have hated him.

[inthemoon]

I could meet you halfway, I think.. I don't know this place the way I know Earth, but it can't be that difficult to find one's way.

[ .. famous last words.

it's ok axis manny will always be unfailingly polite. ]

Oh! Well, his name is actually 'Sanderson', but.. Sandman is a bit of a nickname, I suppose.

[suckonit]

Halfway? Seriously? Can't I just pay someone to bring me a pack? [It sucks not having servants anymore.]

And that's still stupid, just kinda less stupid. It'd only be stupider if they called him "Manny" or "Manderson" or something.

[Ha. Hahaha sorry Manny.]

[inthemoon]

I'm not sure. There may be others willing to run errands for you.

[ aww 8'( is his name really stupid? he is so bummed. ]

Oh, that's my name. Manny, I mean. .. Sort of? [ a pause, tugging at his hair. ] I don't actually have a real name, but that's what my Guardians call me.

[suckonit]

[Aww, he'd feel bad if he wasn't a dick.

So instead he just laughs.]

Seriously? Wow, sucks for you. Tell your friends to give you a better name. Like, I don't know... Rex or something. [Because that is clearly better yes thank you Axis.]

[inthemoon]

Well, it's actually short for 'The Man in the Moon'. Since I'm the Man in the Moon, you see. So 'Rex' wouldn't really work, I think, since I've never been the king of anything.

[suckonit]

[Uh...... huh...... he just sort of stares at you like you grew a second head or something, what the hell?]

So you're the 'man in the moon'... right. And I'm the fuckin' easter bunny.

[inthemoon]

[ a puzzled head-tilt. ] No you're not. Aster is a six-foot-tall rabbit from Australia.

[suckonit]

Six foot tall.... [He doesn’t even know what the fuck an Australia is.]

The hell are you smoking?