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mallowhallow2013-04-09 10:03 pm
suckonit) wrote in mallowhallow2013-04-09 10:03 pm
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[Okay so technically they don't have phones in Ivore... let alone pillow phones. So at first he just kind of figures it's a regular pillow and since there's not much else for him to do here in a house made of pillows (seriously what the hell?) he starts using it as... well, a pillow. Which of course leads to the thing accidentally being turned on and... you can imagine what goes on from there. (Hint: lots of frustrated confusion, cursing at it, and attempting to break it open. He ends up accidentally recording himself a few times but it's nothing note worthy aside from the obvious fact he doesn't know what he's doing.)
And finally, success! First thing he's going to do? Complain.]
Whose idea of a sick joke was it to make an entire fucking district out of pillows? This place is so goddamn pink and fluffy it makes me want to puke. [tch. Luckily for him it would be hard to tell for anyone tuning in that he apparently made some kind of massive makeshift bed out of all of the pillows he found in his 'house'. If he's going to be miserable he might as well be comfy. And sleeping is one of his favorite hobbies.]
That Queenie's a real piece of work. Why the hell would anyone want to live in this dump? What do they even eat here? Pillows? [There's a joke there somewhere that he hadn't intended to make. No but seriously, he hasn't found any kind of food market or anything like that. It would help a lot if he got off his lazy ass though.]
So can anyone tell me where I can get a goddamn smoke around here? And where's the nearest whorehouse? I need another job.
And finally, success! First thing he's going to do? Complain.]
Whose idea of a sick joke was it to make an entire fucking district out of pillows? This place is so goddamn pink and fluffy it makes me want to puke. [tch. Luckily for him it would be hard to tell for anyone tuning in that he apparently made some kind of massive makeshift bed out of all of the pillows he found in his 'house'. If he's going to be miserable he might as well be comfy. And sleeping is one of his favorite hobbies.]
That Queenie's a real piece of work. Why the hell would anyone want to live in this dump? What do they even eat here? Pillows? [There's a joke there somewhere that he hadn't intended to make. No but seriously, he hasn't found any kind of food market or anything like that. It would help a lot if he got off his lazy ass though.]
So can anyone tell me where I can get a goddamn smoke around here? And where's the nearest whorehouse? I need another job.
now you're just being mean!!11 [ we are still on video right ]
I was brought here against my will, same as you. Or do you honestly believe I would choose to be stuck here?
Especially considering that you're here.
yes we're still on video UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE I DON'T WANT TO TYPE IT ALL THE TIME OKAY
Well how the hell should I know!? You always seemed pretty eager to see me back 'home'. Why don't you just admit you love me already, you fag? [He doesn't actually believe that but he's on attack-mode now, so...]
whateverrr
The Queen has a twisted sense of humor, I'll give her that.
Are you seriously going to join a brothel?
It isn't like we need money here. Or is that something else you haven't figured out yet?
shhh don't be tsun
Why the hell wouldn't I? It's boring just sitting around all day. [But Axis you keep complaining about how you don't want to get off your ass and look for cigarettes--]
What, you think I was in it for the money? I'm good at what I do, and it's fun, so why the hell not? What's it to you anyways?
pfft.
Don't you have any hobbies other than whoring?
Ah. But I should've known by the way you acted on my free visit that you weren't in it for the money.
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[He nearly chokes on his own bragging words when he catches up with Rhys' less-than-subtle taunting. His face goes red with indignation, or embarrassment it's really hard to tell with him.]
STUFF IT. I wouldn't even let you do that shit if you weren't so good at sucking me off, so you better watch what you say shit-dick! [Technically he CAN refuse to see you! ... actually that doesn't help his denial at all.]
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Of course you would consider those hobbies.
I don't know why I expected anything else.
[ And cue that smirk. You look so cute when you're flustered, Alice. ]
Oh, really? I had no idea that you enjoyed my visits so much.
I'm flattered.
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That's it, where the hell are you? I swear if I fucking see your stupid ass around here I am going to punch that damn smirk right off your stupid cocksucking face! [He can FUCK YOUR SHIT UP so don't even start with him you fatass!]
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Really now, it hasn't been that long since my last visit for you to be this eager.
[ smirk, smirk, smirk. And no you can't right now Axis haha. Rhys could kick your ass right now. ]
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I was waiting for you to come back so I could give you your goddamn shirt. Don't leave your shit at my place, asshole.
NVM HIS PLACE IS LAME. we'll need pillows.
Where is your place?
well if there's one thing Axis has right now it's pillows.
Uh, Mallow something? [He responds immediately without... really thinking about it, wat--]
H-hey, hold on! Whoever said I wanted you to come here!?
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Where in pillowland?