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[Dr. Insano is reading a checklist aloud, seemingly to himself at first.]

So the anti-magic field generator should be easily completed once I have those supplies. I sent a message to the dimensional kidnappers. The communication disruptor will need... hmmmm... I may have to adjust that if I want to communicate through the systems.

Let's see. What else?

[Then he looks directly at the camera, as if only just noticing it's recording.]

Ah! Hello again, citizens of all the districts! I wonder if you can do me a little favor in my quest for world domination. Now I don't usually ask for these but perhaps I could do with some henchmen here - or henchladies, they can work just as well!

[A small, evil giggle.]

You see, I need someone to run errands and pick up supplies and deal with the more unfriendly types around this place while I work on my inventions! The running around is interrupting my science!

So! If you're interested, send me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can.

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I'm a ingeniously improbable entity!

You certainly are!

Now back to your first remark. I'm not a henchman because I am the evil villain and evil villains can't be henchmen because henchmen are expendable and nameless.

You strike me as more of a sidekick.

Edited 2013-03-16 01:35 (UTC)

And what would you know about it?

You're a what? A pet?

Son of a super villain, a public nuisance and king of shadows. [Guess what? He's exaggerating on one of those things. He says this so casually as if it were almost boring.]

Edited 2013-03-16 01:41 (UTC)

Who's your father then?

Rr. Wrong parent, Doctor.

A lady supervillain. Not so common but not unheard of!

What's her name?

You realize that even if I told you, you wouldn't know her. We're from different worlds.

[Read as: This is as far as we go on that topic.]

Well, while it's true that I know of no talking lions in my world I do know about other dimensions and alternate universes and plotholes!

So at the very least I believe that it's all possible.

Plot holes?

Yes. You know the things that don't make sense in movies or in life? They're caused by plotholes! Usually you can't see them and many don't think they really exist but they do! Oh, yes, they really do.

That's interesting. Although I can't really tell if there's any real truth to it, but anything is possible.

Considering who you're talking to.

They can cause inter-dimensional time slips and it's very likely that they caused us all to be brought here - with a little help from that king and queen.

And you want to overthrow them when they could just as easily monitor you and throw you into some special hell made just for you?

Edited 2013-03-16 02:31 (UTC)

That's the point of the communication disruptor! They won't see it coming at all!

[He lets out a sinister, high-pitched laugh. But then stops and pauses with a little frown.]

Of course they may put two and two together from some things I said... Oh well! That won't stop me from trying!

Oor perhaps they know because you've already announced it publically. This is why you wouldn't make a great leader.

Behind every great dictator is a great evil scientist.

So you want to be the lead dictator while I be the sidekick scientist? Is that it?!

Nope, but I would make a better leader either way.

Prove it!

Okay. You need to keep the terms of the challenge on the small scale, otherwise we'll attract too much attention.

How would you propose I prove to you my leadership ability?

Things aren't very impressive when they're on a small scale!

[He's not good with subtlety.]

I don't know, but who would go around following a talking lion?

Hm. I haven't thought of that.

But who would go around following an mad genius who keeps keeps giving away his evil plan? Why do you think James Bond never loses?

Because he's the hero and the movies wouldn't continue on forever if he died!

And he only survived because his villains are idiots who tell him all the details of their plots, forget to frisk him for his escape gadgets and leave him alone rather than insuring his death.

And you're another in a long line of villains who just go blabbing off their evil plots.

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