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Does anybody know the TV schedule around here? Or maybe just a TV I can actually sit down at for a while. I think I'm starting to have withdrawal symptoms or something like that. If I don't know what's going on in Neo Olde Tokyo soon I'll probably lose it and a girl like me shouldn't have to face that kind of tragedy!

[She does look pretty upset! Imagine not being able to watch your favorite show? This is the kind of torment she's going through.]

Oh, but I probably should introduce myself. Hello, I'm Maya Fey and I would really like if you'd tell me all you can about television here.

Please.

[A large smile is on her face because you have to be polite and sociable, right? Of course you do.]

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But people have to know my name... It's just my name!

That's what a secret identity is for! Don't you know anything about being a villain?

I know everything about being a super villain!

And I have secret identities in other alternate dimensions. Does that count?

I don't think it does. You told me who you really were. All the villains that tell you all this stuff early on just never make it.

Are you saying why everyone hits me is because I tell them who I am?

That could be it. Seems like a possibility, huh?

Or that I need to develop a shield with science!

How does that work?

I don't know yet but I should make one.

It does sound pretty useful. And science-y.

It will be! I'll add it to my list of science-y things to do.

What about a jetpack?

Did you want to help?

I could help?!

Of course! Do you know anything about science and gadgets?

No. But I could learn.

Then you can be my apprentice!

Wow! Though this feels funny. I am on the side of justice.

Is it justice for you to be kidnapped here without your usual television programming?

I can open portals back to our worlds! You can assist me!

You put up a good argument.

So you'll do it?

How can I say no?

By saying no.

I meant--

Never mind.

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