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[spiritualist]

Does anybody know the TV schedule around here? Or maybe just a TV I can actually sit down at for a while. I think I'm starting to have withdrawal symptoms or something like that. If I don't know what's going on in Neo Olde Tokyo soon I'll probably lose it and a girl like me shouldn't have to face that kind of tragedy!

[She does look pretty upset! Imagine not being able to watch your favorite show? This is the kind of torment she's going through.]

Oh, but I probably should introduce myself. Hello, I'm Maya Fey and I would really like if you'd tell me all you can about television here.

Please.

[A large smile is on her face because you have to be polite and sociable, right? Of course you do.]

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[anyposition]

...we got television?

*Crusade against the Fae Folk: Forgotten*

[spiritualist]

We should, shouldn't we? What kind of place doesn't? That's just beyond all types of cruelty if we didn't have that at least!

[anyposition]

Y'got me on that one. I was seeing open roasts, people piling firewood, horseback training, ditch-digging, crop-growing, and looooooootsa other stuff straight out of th'Sengoku Era. Except it's all European.

*Translate: I've only seen Highcrest.*

[spiritualist]

Whoa. Here there's just a lot of weird things walking around or hanging out. The weird thing is I keep falling asleep, but I don't really remember it? And I keep waking up in some room that I'm really sure I wasn't at before. Kind of worrying, huh?

At least you got roasts, though! [Food: have to think of what's most important.]

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[esper_child]

Tee-vee...?

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[spiritualist]

That's how you pronounce it!

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[esper_child]

I have no idea what that is.

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[spiritualist]

I am so sorry.

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[roulette_vampire]

[Grimsley is judging you. Young women shouldn't be watching TV, they should be trainers.
Or something.
While he has his Absol sleeping on his lap, probably leaving hair all over the place.]
Perhaps Orlea has the television you desire - I've heard that it's the closest to what my land is like, and there was quite a bit of television there.

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[spiritualist]

[If she could be a trainer, she would be a trainer. Don't judge her, bro!

But she's noticing that Absol and already her focus is on them.]

Wow! Nice--um. [What is it?] Cat...dog...gerbil?

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[doctor_insano]

Neo Olde Tokyo?

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[spiritualist]

Haven't you heard of it?

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[doctor_insano]

I've heard of Tokyo. Are you perhaps from some other alternate dimension of Japan?

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[spiritualist]

Nope! I'm from America. Neo Olde Tokyo is where the Steel Samurai lives. [...] Please don't say you haven't heard of him either.

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[prosecutory]

...Don't you think there are more important things at hand right now than watching television?

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[spiritualist]

Yeah, I have been looking for a good steakhouse. I should have asked about that.

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[prosecutory]

That...wasn't what I meant.

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[spiritualist]

You may need to get your priorities straight, Mr. Edgeworth. [Just saying.]

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[feetarestrange]

Television...?

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[spiritualist]

Oh no, don't tell me you don't know what they are either.

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[feetarestrange]

Maybe if you actually told me about them...

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[spiritualist]

[They really don't know...]

It's a box with a play going on inside. Something like that.

[Maya's just pretty bummed there's more than one person who doesn't know what a TV is.]

[keybearer]

Neo Olde Tokyo?

[...Isn't that kind of contradictory? How can something even be new and old at the same time?]

Can't say I know much about the television, but I've had my hands full just getting a handle on this place. There's a lot of ground to cover between all the districts.

[spiritualist]

A lot of people don't seem to know of it. I'm a little worried about the people of today. [This really should be common knowledge.]

I really want to go to that one district with the fairies. I've never seen a real life fairy before so there's a first for everything. I've heard they aren't too nice, though.

[keybearer]

Well, I'd be pretty impressed if they managed to broadcast a TV show across worlds.

[SEems like it's one of those references only someone from her world would get.]

As for Whitewood... yeah, I'd watch out for the fairies. They make Tinkerbell look like a kitten by comparison.

[Not knocking on Tink, but that sass.]