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[reno4prez]

[The video feed opens on a close-up shot of a grin, zooming out a few seconds later to give a full view of Reno's face. Once the camera has been adjusted, Reno sits back, resting his arms casually behind his head and aiming what he considers to be a winning smile at his audience.]

All right. So like, we're stuck here. And there's a lot of folks out there who seem pretty pissed about that -- I get it. But see, I'm the kinda guy who likes to think positive. [He cocks his head, enunciating each syllable with precision.] Let's just say that I'm choosin' not to complain about a little bit of surprise vacation time. So, what I'm thinkin' is that we got plenty of people out there already doin' the recon task, tryin' to figure out why we're here and how the hell we're eventually gonna get home.

But I got a different mission -- a very important and serious mission -- for those of you who choose to accept it.

[Here, he lets the chair fall back onto all four feet for dramatic effect, leaning in towards the camera conspiratorially.]

Now, this ain't no easy task, believe you me. What I need is a dedicated team of individuals who are gonna give their all to this mission -- which I can tell you is a very delicate matter that's gotta be approached with the utmost care and shit. We gotta do our research, yo. And we gotta compile all our findings to figure out how to proceed...

...to figure out which bar is the best place to go for a god damn drink.

[He sits back again, still grinning like a cat.]

So, who wants to go bar hopping?

Comments

[poromtedpawn]

That would be "Thyme Waterdrops", the fairies that gather have been so far only passive-aggressive and prefer to watch us kill our livers and thus end having a painful death rather than hurt us themselves. So basically, it's the bar where you will never get denied a drink, even if you tell them to mix every alcoholic drink they have, they will just let you take it.

[A pause.]

I advice against asking what some of their special drinks have though, not that it should matter so long as you can get drunk.

[reno4prez]

[Reno looks just a bit too gleeful at the prospect of a bar with no cut-off point and drinks that might just result in painful death. Challenge accepted!]

Ha, what, do they put fuckin' fairy dust and shit in their "special" drinks? [He shakes his head, chuckling. He's still not fully convinced this place isn't some kind of theme park.] Fairies, man. This place is wack.

[promotedpawn]

If it was fairy dust you would probably be able to even make sense of it and wouldn't wonder how come it tastes good or it gets you drunk.

[Primo is a wizard and he himself refrains already from asking. And we're talking about a guy who has literally enjoyed very disturbing meals and drinks.]

Wack describes it well for now. Let's hope it remains this way while we're here. Anyway, you will find the bar easily enough, from the entrance to the forest when coming from Highcrest, just climb up the fourth ladder to the right and you will be there.

[That's the other reason why Whitewood is best to visit first, otherwise everyone but Primo and anyone who can fly would end dead.]