[Video ~ Introduction]

[doctor_insano]

[It really does not take very long at all for Dr. Insano to make sense of the communication device and his screechy voice can soon be heard throughout the network, along with vision of his face. On the video feed the most prominent feature is those goggles and he both sounds and looks more than a little crazy.]

Now that I have your attention-- [He begins grandly, then mumbles.] -- I hope.

[In a louder voice, he continues on, using broad hand gestures. They never seem to be still.]

I don't know what type of inter-dimensional portal brought me here but I will find a way out, I guarantee it! Or-- OR! I could take over this little world of yours and then there will be ice cream parlors on every street corner and science will rule every mind!

Yes, you just wait, Queenie or whoever else thinks they are in charge of this place. Soon you all will be answering to I, Doctor Insano, and you will all bow down to SCIENCE!

[He launches into a maniacal laugh that would make any evil villain or mad scientist proud.]

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[Video]

[never_go_back]

[Then she stop cold.]

Hmn? Is it over already?

[Video]

[doctor_insano]

I didn't think it had begun. At least, not for you.

[video]

[never_go_back]

It hasn't?

Is this not 'Laugh Along with Doctor Insano'?

[video]

[doctor_insano]

Is it?

[A pause.]

I suppose that could be a thing.

[video]

[never_go_back]

Really? How wonderful!

It would be my honor to be your very first special guest, Doctor.

[video]

[doctor_insano]

Let me hear that laugh again.

[video] 1/3

[never_go_back]

[Hear that again? It's an excited squeal; it's so rare that Kodachi gets a request like that!]

Very well! But first allow me to set the mood:

[video] 2/3

[never_go_back]

You may have your way now, Akane Tendo, but soon Ranma-darling will be all mine!

You will know the true meaning of suffering and helplessness as we become happily married and I bear his TWO HUNDRED CHILDREN!

[video] 3/3

[never_go_back]

Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahah!!! Hahahahahaha! Haha! Haha! Hahahahahahah!!!

[doctor_insano]

Not bad. Not bad at all!

Your threats may need a little work... but your laughter has potential!

[never_go_back]

Why thank you, Doctor, it is a technique that I have practiced since I was but a tot.

[Beat]

Oh dear, should I have gone for two hundred fifty instead?

[doctor_insano]

No! You go for a million--- NO! A TRILLION!

[He laughs crazily.]

[never_go_back]

Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha! Haha! Haha! Hahahahahahahahaha!!

[doctor_insano]

[He continues to laugh with her, then proclaims with encouragement.]

That's the spirit!

[never_go_back]

[And then she stops.]

But seriously, that is far too many young ones.

[doctor_insano]

So think of another evil threat. Such as turning all the world's squirrels into killing machines!

[never_go_back]

Turning squirrels into killing mach- What in the world? As a lover, I have no use for things such as that!

What kind of show is this??

[doctor_insano]

It's a mad scientist thing!

[never_go_back]

Hmn, I see. I must admit that 'mad science' is not exactly my forte, but I'll play along for the time being.

[doctor_insano]

What is your forte then?

[never_go_back]

Goodness, I have so many! But I suppose one of my greatest would be cooking. Would you like some japanese cuisine to go with your science, Doctor? Or is French more to your liking?

[doctor_insano]

You're offering to cook for me?

[never_go_back]

As a matter of fact I am, dear!


But not for free, of course. I am certain something science-y, useful for a missions of love, would make for a perfect form of payment however.

[doctor_insano]

Did you just call me dear?

[never_go_back]

Why I did, as a matter of fact! I believe in American English it translates to 'sugar'.