[Video ~ Introduction]

[doctor_insano]

[It really does not take very long at all for Dr. Insano to make sense of the communication device and his screechy voice can soon be heard throughout the network, along with vision of his face. On the video feed the most prominent feature is those goggles and he both sounds and looks more than a little crazy.]

Now that I have your attention-- [He begins grandly, then mumbles.] -- I hope.

[In a louder voice, he continues on, using broad hand gestures. They never seem to be still.]

I don't know what type of inter-dimensional portal brought me here but I will find a way out, I guarantee it! Or-- OR! I could take over this little world of yours and then there will be ice cream parlors on every street corner and science will rule every mind!

Yes, you just wait, Queenie or whoever else thinks they are in charge of this place. Soon you all will be answering to I, Doctor Insano, and you will all bow down to SCIENCE!

[He launches into a maniacal laugh that would make any evil villain or mad scientist proud.]

Comments

[never_go_back]

[And then she stops.]

But seriously, that is far too many young ones.

[doctor_insano]

So think of another evil threat. Such as turning all the world's squirrels into killing machines!

[never_go_back]

Turning squirrels into killing mach- What in the world? As a lover, I have no use for things such as that!

What kind of show is this??

[doctor_insano]

It's a mad scientist thing!

[never_go_back]

Hmn, I see. I must admit that 'mad science' is not exactly my forte, but I'll play along for the time being.

[doctor_insano]

What is your forte then?

[never_go_back]

Goodness, I have so many! But I suppose one of my greatest would be cooking. Would you like some japanese cuisine to go with your science, Doctor? Or is French more to your liking?

[doctor_insano]

You're offering to cook for me?

[never_go_back]

As a matter of fact I am, dear!


But not for free, of course. I am certain something science-y, useful for a missions of love, would make for a perfect form of payment however.

[doctor_insano]

Did you just call me dear?

[never_go_back]

Why I did, as a matter of fact! I believe in American English it translates to 'sugar'.

[doctor_insano]

Sugar? Why would you call me that?

[He's not used to endearments.]

[never_go_back]

Hmn? I suppose you could say it is simply a culture thing. Where I come from, there is nothing out of the ordinary about honorifics.

[doctor_insano]

Sugar is honorable?

[never_go_back]

[Kodachi is silent for a moment. Then her brow twitches.]

Doctor, unless the next thing you say is 'I humbly accept your catering offer', I just may lose my temper.

[doctor_insano]

Oh. Well, I suppose you could cook something for me. Something with sugar!

[never_go_back]

[She lightly claps her hands.]

Sweets? A both wise and delicious decision, Doctor! And where would I have them delivered? Do you have a laboratory yet?

[doctor_insano]

No, but I did find an apartment.

[He gives her an address in Crystalden.]

[never_go_back]

Well we all have to start somewhere; I am certain in time you will have a grand laboratory.

[Crystalden? She hadn't been to that area yet; this should be.. Interesting, to say the least.]

Then for now I bid you farewell, Doctor, I have work I must attend to~.

[doctor_insano]

I will see you soon then! And bring icecream!