Ω Cupcake the Second | Pie in the Sky

[cupcakes_cupcakes]

[The residents of the various districts of Mallowhallow are in for quite a sight today!

Up in the sky! It’s not a bird, nor a plane, it's Pinkie Pie!]

"Hi everypony! Are we all smiling today?"

[Say hello!]

Comments

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[cupcakes_cupcakes]

[Well, it was pretty much a name that suggested itself, what else could she be called?]

"Lieutenant? Are you part of a royal guard?"

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[lieutenant_lineface]

[Point taken.]

I'm not a part of Mallow Hallow's royal guard, if that's what you mean. However, I am active in the armed forces in my own world.

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[cupcakes_cupcakes]

"Ooooo neat! How do you manage to stand still all the time? It’d drive me crazy! And how do you stop your helmet feathers from drooing and tickling your muzzle?"

[Er, sorry, Pinkie has a lot of questions and just assumed guards are the same the multiverse over.]

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[lieutenant_lineface]

First off, the Strahtan military does not wear feathers. Secondly, we are trained to be disciplined about whatever duties we may be assigned, whether it's "standing still" or constantly moving on the battlefield.

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[cupcakes_cupcakes]

"Strah-tan." [Pinkie repeats slowly.] "I've never heard of that place before, I guess it's not in Equestria. Is it on that Earth place? "

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[lieutenant_lineface]

"Earth"? I don't know any place by that name. [...] My world is called Ephinea.