[Video] What do you do with a drunken pirate? (open to action in Lockwell)

[pirate_booty]

[A Lockwell bar. And a rather drunk pirate slumped in his(?) chair.]

A job...?  'm a pirate.  I ain't done an honest day's work in me life.  Do ya scurvy dogs.... do ya scurvy dogs think I'm gonna start now?

And this... this stupid country...  I ain't had the sea beneath me feet in far too long...  Who th' bloody hell makes a country with no seas around her...?


[A sigh, and he(?) tips back another drink.]

Never was good with figgurs.... had mates fer that.  

Bloody stupid country...

Comments

[Video]

[forgotten_vows]

No -- well, actually one of them might have been. . .but I'm talking more about -- um, the dead.

[Little awkward tie-fiddling here.]

Re: [Video]

[pirate_booty]

[That's... that's really not even in the top ten most unbelievable things that have happened to Faris. So there's not any doubt at that.]

...y' look pretty alive t' me. Y' ain't a zombie, are ya?