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[ohimesama]

[ The video clicks to life to show a girl staring at the camera with a very displeased expression on her face. She's less than happy to be here and the instant the video starts, she begins ranting, without even bothering to introduce herself. ]

WHAT IS THIS?! Where am I? And more importantly, how do I get home?! This place is giving me a headache already and I've only been here five minutes! [ She begins tapping a foot impatiently, as if someone will turn up to ship her home if she does it long enough. When that doesn't happen, she stamps her foot and folds her arms across her chest. ]

This is ridiculous! I don't care what this Queen or whatever says, I don't want to stay here! I don't want to get a job! I want to go home!

Comments

[Video]

[ohimesama]

...

Was that a joke? [ She's just going to stare at him with a baffled expression on her face. ]

[Video]

[8urn3d0u7]

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50 1M 50R7 0F 4 PR1NC3 WH1CH 15 4W350M3

[Video]

[ohimesama]

... right then. [ She'll. Humor him for now, she guesses. Weirdo. ]

And how long have you been here?

[Video]

[8urn3d0u7]

1 D0N7 KN0W

L1K3 4 F3W W33K5 M4Y83

[Video]

[ohimesama]

And how much money do you have left? [ trying to work out how long this 1000 will last her... ]

[Video]

[8urn3d0u7]

UM

4LL 0F 17?

[He doesn't spend that much.]

[Video]

[ohimesama]

... really? [ She looks kind of impressed. ]

You didn't spend any of it?

[Video]

[8urn3d0u7]

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1 D0N7 3V3N KN02W WH47 1 C4N 8UY

[Video]

[ohimesama]

... ugh. You're no help whatsoever.

[Video]

[8urn3d0u7]

1M 50RRY

1 JU57 N3V3R 833N 50M3WH3R3 L1K3 7H15 83F0R3

1 M155 H0M3

[Video]

[ohimesama]

You're not the only one. Which is why I plan on heading home as soon as I possibly can.