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Big Lipped Alligator Moment #1 (Voice/Accidental Video)

(You may suddenly hear a panicked, angry, ~~video game~~ nerdy, girly yet manly voice coming from your device. But anyone who recognize the costume may not find this too unusual, until they start talking to the guy.)

CR?!? CR, do you copy? CR, what the hell just happened?

This isn't the ship. Granted it's not Europa either, but still. Could you beam me up? CR? Hello? Fuck!

Phelous, can you hear me? Are you there? [thinks for a second] Alright, Captain Phelous are you there?

Nostalgia Chick? Film Brain? Snob? Lupa? Anyone?

(OOC: First time I'ved played Critic in a community, so let me know if I'm doing ok.)

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This is Snake. If those are friends from home, I don't think they'll be here.

Damnit.

(He knew the crew could handle the Plot Hole, Zod, and Pearl~~TERL~~ on their own. Hell, they were probably more likely to succeed without him. That still didn't stop him from worrying about what could happen with Ma-Ti or Spoony, even if the latter ~~had raped him~~was a bit of an ass.

And then a possibly horrifying thought occurred to him.)

Snake, was it? (Name struck a chord in his head.) You wouldn't happen to be familiar with some guys named General Zod or Trevor~~TURL!~~, would you?

(ooc: Your a fellow TGWTG fan, right? You think Critic would be familiar with Big Boss?)

Can't say the names ring any bells.

{ OOC: It's up to you! I'm a gigantic TGWTG fan and have followed Doug's stuff for a long time. Was actually extremely excited to hear he wasn't hanging up the Critic for good. }

(Oh thank god. Still, he was stuck here, and unless the PlotHole decided to start acting up again, it didn't seem like he was getting out. In fact, this place felt kind of like it was hit by the damn thing.

And suddenly, the Critic recalled a story Dominic once mentioned to him after coming back from insulting Howl's Moving Castle.)

Hey, do you know a talking cardboard box? (And yes that question sounded just as weird to him as it probably did to Snake.)

[ooc: I was actually sad when Demo Reel ended. Still haven't watched the finale, pretending Donnie's crew is just in a creative hiatus. I actually had an idea for a review show involving a fanboy trying to become the second Nostalgia Critic.]

Edited 2013-04-16 05:58 (UTC)

A talking cardboard box...? No, can't say I do.

Never mind then. (Dominic wasn't known for getting all of his details right, and hell, he probably threw in some of his own little ideologies in-between.)

You been here long?

That voice of yours sounds awfully familiar...

[But the costume doesn't match.]

(No. No way. No fucking way.)

INSANO?!?

(Of course it's Insano. This definitely seemed like something the madman would pull off. But why the hell would Linkara's archnemesis target him? ~~It's not like he had the rest of the reviewers steal everything in the lab.~~)

[Of course the only familiar face would have to be of somebody the Critic probably would want to see the least - almost - right now.]

Critic?!

You! You and your minion critics stole all my stuff! Give it back right this minute!

[Yes, he remembers that. But then--]

Oh, wait. I already took it back, didn't I.... Yet it didn't appear here with me.

Oh cut the bullcrap Insano, what the hell do y-(And then he realizes what Insano just said.)

What do you mean, you already took it back? (How the hell could he have gotten to the crew in space? ~~Was it Linkara? He knew he couldn't trust a guy who reviewed lamps!~~)

Never mind.

It seems that the Plot-hole has deemed fit to pull you and I and many other superheros and villains from all space and time.

It doesn't have to make sense. It's the Plot-hole!

[Which makes perfect sense to him.]

What?! But that thing's still out there, Ma-Ti's still out there!

Don't you have some sort of wormhole-teleport-sciencey thing to get us back?!

[ooc: HMD with Critic?]

Edited 2013-04-18 00:32 (UTC)

I'm working on it.

First I am making a new anti-magic field generator which will destroy all of the Queen's magical defences and then - when I rule this world - I can open new portals to return those who are of no further use to me!

[ooc: Sounds good to me. :D]

Whatever, just focus on the getting us all back part. (He was fairly certain that Insano had as much of a chance of taking over this place as he did of ever banging Catherine Zeta-Jones.)

You want to go back home, do you, Critic?

I need to save Ma-Ti, Pearl~~TERL!~~ and Zod are still out there, and I still need to stop that damn hole!

Edited 2013-04-21 09:41 (UTC)

It really won't matter, you know. It'll keep!

The plothole sees to that. You could be here for years and then get dropped back into the exact place and time that you left.

Film Brain? Interesting code name.

What were you doin' around Jupiter?

Don't ask me, I don't why he chose it. And I was trying to rescue a- (friend? acquaintance? sex ~~rape~~buddy?) one of the reviewers from my site who was possessed by the spirit of a dead Planeteer.

Site--? As in on the internet? [A reviewer on the internet is being possessed by a dead planeteer. Yeah, you lost him on that.]

I don't know if tellin' you will make it better, but you're not in kansas anymore. Probably not even on Earth.

Couldn't tell ya if you're missing anything back home though.

(Welcome to the Nostalgia Critic's life. He tries ~~and fails miserably~~to get used to the weird shit in his life.)

Yep. ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com (He'd wanted to call it NostalgiaCritic.com, but ATG had pretty much forced him to name it after that bastard.)

I wasn't on Earth just now, and if I was... that would be annoying, but at least I might figure out what the hell is going on from my hou-(Wait, the USS Exit Strategy was his house!)

Point is, I need to get back ASAP.

I don't think you're on Earth right now even-- [Unlike Insano, he's actually sort of concerned about this guy.]

Yeah, that's kind of a problem aaaas we're sorta stuck here.

The name's Duo, by the way.

[And feel free to 4th wall if Critic knows him. Toonami is nostalgic, right?]

(The name sounded familiar, but Critic had other things to worry about ~~besides TOM's sexy, sexy voice.~~)

Anyone have any ideas on how to get out of here?

Don't know yet, but Tony Stark is the guy you wanna talk to about that.

...what?

What do you mean, Tony Stark? (Iron Man was just a comic book/movie character. ~~So was he, but that soul-crushing can wait~~)

Edited 2013-04-18 01:46 (UTC)

I mean the guy who was kinda getting people together to fix this problem we're in.

You're seriously telling me that that Tony Stark, THE Tony Stark, as in fucking Iron Man... is here?

(Yep, Critic finds this hard to believe in spite of meeting Terry~~TERL!~~, General Zod, Stanley from A Troll in Central Park, Dr. Smith from Lost in Space, and a demonically possessed Mara Wilson.

...He has to draw the line of believability somewhere.)

[ooc: Also the character was from inFamous.]

Apparently, yeah. Though, Ironman? [Who the hell is that?]

You're saying Tony's a superhero? [Its not like he knows Tony that well, but hey, cool.]

Edited 2013-04-18 22:33 (UTC)

(Ok, maybe being stuck here wasn't necessarily a bad thing.)

Well yeah, if you consider being filthy, stinking rich and flying around in a badass suit of armor while getting drunk and getting all the girlssuperpowers.

(If he could get in contact with these heroes and they got out of here, maybe they'd be willing to help him and the other reviewers take down Timmy~~TERL!!!~~ and Zod.

[ooc: Been preoccupied with homework.]

Edited 2013-04-26 18:35 (UTC)

[Well, technically...]

Well I guess about half of that counts considering I'm guilty of the 'badass suit of armor' thing.

Giant sized anyhow.

...you've got a giant robot?!

(Oh yeah. If they get out of here, they're so going to bring the pain to SUCKA, Zod, and Trevor~~TERL, YOU IGNORAMOUS!~~ Not to mention that this basically insured that Ma-Ti could be saved.)

[ooc: Would you be willing to help me out with the game?]

Edited 2013-04-26 18:59 (UTC)

Yeah. My gundam.

[He seems amused although why does he have a feeling there's an ulterior motive somewhere in there?]

Edited 2013-04-26 19:06 (UTC)

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Big Lipped Alligator Moment #1 (Voice/Accidental Video)

[voice]

Well here we are again.

[voice] Why yes, yes we are.

It's Always Such A Pleasure

[voice]

...YOU FOOL! You missed the Portal 2 reference!

[Video]

Hello, my baby!

:D Helloooo there.

Was sleeping before, sorry.

No worries! /timezones

And homework

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Also, thanks for making NC icons, I'll try to grab them later.

You're welcome!

FUCK REAL LIFE! AND HOMEWORK!

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...were you in Trans 9?

If you can count my one month as Impulse, yes.

So, from the Livejournal era?

Yep!

It is... but I never watched Gundam

You win the internets with this tag anyway. gj

I was on Trans 9 before it cancelled. I was Cole McGrath.

I don't recall him.

It was near the end of the Dreamwidth era, and my first time RPing anywhere. I miss that game. :(

Re: It was near the end of the Dreamwidth era, and my first time RPing anywhere. I miss that game. :

I'm trying to make my own game, actually.

Re: I'm trying to make my own game, actually.

How did I strike out practically the second half?!

<s>?