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[believeslegends]

--o does this thing come with instructions or are we just expected to know from the start?

Eh, I'll figure it out.

Hey, anyone in ... uh-- Orlea? Orlea know where I can get some good produce? And some scrap metal?

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[voice]

[snakeeater]

Gotta know from the start. An instruction manual would be damned helpful, though I'm not holding my breath.

[voice]

[believeslegends]

Because we all know what these are, right?

Maybe someone'll make one. [though he's not sounding all that hopeful about it]

[voice]

[snakeeater]

Wouldn't hold my breath over it. In my experience, that's expecting too much friendliness from unknown people.

[voice]

[believeslegends]

Sound like you've been here a while now. Got any tips?

[voice]

[snakeeater]

Sorry, I've only been here for a few days. Speaking from life experience more than this place experience. Here's a tip, though: Be careful who you trust.

[voice]

[believeslegends]

Already on that one. Anything else?

[voice]

[snakeeater]

Make sure to keep yourself armed. Might not need to use any weapons you find, but it's good to have peace of mind in case of a hostile threat.

[voice]

[believeslegends]

Thanks, I'll keep it in mind.

[beat]

What district did you end up in?

[livinginthefeymarch]

Not in Orlea but... hey, sir, what are you going to do with metal? Forge weapons?

[believeslegends]

Weapons? No, uh. Just to keep around. Never know if you need to make something, y'know?

[livinginthefeymarch]

Too bad... anyway, I will let you know if I find anything. Not like there's lot of metal here in Highcrest...

[stillshinigami]

I'm in Orlea, pretty sure I can help you out.

[Video]

[allseeingtongue]

[Have a small, slender, grey-skinned alien girl grinning at you, Jim, with TEETH. A mouthful of sharp fangs framed by black lips, curved up in a cheerful piranha grin. She's wearing glasses with red lenses, and from her short dark hair juts a pair od slender tapered horns. They're coloured just like candy corn. She waves a clawed hand.]

These are extremely elementary communication devices. Very basic. Of course they wouldn't come with instructions.

Either that, or the people who've brought us here enjoy watching us make fools out of ourselves. I suspect the latter, myself.