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[mallowmods]

Of all the worthless crowds in all the worlds I, of course, get stuck with this one.

[ There’s a voice ringing out in all of Mallow Hallow—some may recognize it as the manly, overconfident Crystalden ruler, Tronctor. Despite his intimidating words and harsh manner of speaking, his voice seems to be woven in with the tiredness of days and days without rest. ]

Remember a while back when your marvelous Queen Queenie said that if anything should go wrong, you should contact me? No? Of course not. Of course you don’t remember. Because this place has been balls against the wall for a week now, and I found out about it yesterday! Fuck! You think someone would drop a ‘hi, I have fucking mutant superpowers’ message somewhere along the line.

[ He sighs, regaining his composure. ]

Anyway, it’s fixed now. You’re welcome. But if this shit happens again, I swear to all that is good and mighty, I will kill you before you have the chance to ruin yourselves.

Tronctor out.

Comments

[doctor_insano]

I did warn you.

[Well, no he didn't but...]

Next time it'll be worse!

[mallowmods]

... Right.

[ An audible sigh. ]

Warn me of what, exactly?

[doctor_insano]

That I would be taking over this world very, very soon with SCIENCE!

[colress]

Hey now, I don't think the past several days warranted an outburst like that! I, for one, enjoyed my "mutant superpowers"!

[mallowmods]

That's because you didn't have to do all the god damn dirty work!

[ He is cranky. Whoops. ]

I'm glad you had good fun and all, but it meant a hell of a lot of work for me. Fuck, I'm taking a vacation after this one.

[genitrix]

Temper, temper.

[mallowmods]

What an insightful comment.

[genitrix]

I didn't know I had to be insightful.

and Doll texts back....

[hollowbutnotempty]

but pillos r fun :(

didnt ruin nething

plz dont kill? isnt fun n dont like dieing :(

if i mayk u a nice pillo wud it make u happyer agin? plz dont be mad!! :(

text;

[mallowmods]

Right, I'll pretend I understood all of that.

If you're upset, talk to Queenie or someone. I'm not the person to talk to about feelings.

[obfuskate]

Well.

I think you're mad.

[ just a bit! ]

[mallowmods]

The genius has arrived.

[obfuskate]

IQ of 400 and proud of it.

[ Yeah okay that's a bluff. He doesn't know his IQ. SHUSH. ]

Text - I sincerely apologize

[puppetcrumpet]

I think you need some stress relief.

[he the posts a long chain of comics featuring vaguely pornographic situations with puppets]

Youre welcome!

text; never apologize!!

[mallowmods]

[ ... oh um. ]

I appreciate the sentiment.

I'm not really into puppets, though.

[puppetcrumpet]

No problem whatre you into ill send appropriate relaxation material. C/8-)

[and yes, he thinks that looks like a face wearing a cap and shades... he just wishes they were pointier]