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[doctor_insano]

So many new faces.... Hello, new people!

I am Doctor Insano and I am still hiring henchmen, henchladies and other assorted minions!

There will be a chocolate chip cookie and icecream incentive!

This monarchy is not negotiating and may have already conceded defeat and I will soon be your true ruler! Soon everything will be chaos and SCIENCE!

[He lets out a brief but insane cackle of triumph.]

Oh! And to those awaiting my inventions - I may just have some ready! I can give you a progress update.

Comments

[endearingpassion]

[And he thought he saw it all.]

You're not serious are you?

[doctor_insano]

Which part don't you think is serious?

The world domination or the chocolate chip cookies?

[endearingpassion]

The world domination part...

You really have chocolate chip cookies?

[doctor_insano]

I will have once they're baked!

.... Not by me.

[endearingpassion]

Are you trying to overrule the queen?

[He didn't like her, not that he would join.]

[doctor_insano]

Of course! All the plans are in motion.

[endearingpassion]

Will they actually work?

[doctor_insano]

Why wouldn't they? Destroy her magical defenses then her power be no more! It's so simple!

[endearingpassion]

Sounds like it'll work.

[doctor_insano]

I just need a good power source and my anti-magic field generator will be complete!

[endearingpassion]

Where are you gonna find a source like that?

[doctor_insano]

What I've used before isn't available here but I am sure something must work. And I will find that something and make it work with science!

[endearingpassion]

You don't have any leads?

[doctor_insano]

Some. I don't suppose you have seen any energy crystals or raritanium around here?

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[snakeeater]

Never heard of a boss offering icecream to his potential underlings.

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[doctor_insano]

Everybody likes icecream!

Don't they?

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[snakeeater]

No offense, but trying to use ice cream as bait just makes you look weak. Not like the kinda guy I'd want to serve under, personally.

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[doctor_insano]

It's not bait. It's incentive!

Well, if not icecream and cookies, what would you take as payment?

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[never_go_back]

[Kodachi appears to be offended, she's not laughing!]

Doctor! Have you found someone else to bake your cookies for you??

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[doctor_insano]

No. I'm relying on you!

... Is something wrong?

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[never_go_back]

[She slow blinks a couple of times. Then suddenly she has a smile of sunshine and titters behind her hand.]

Oh, of course you did! Silly me!

No, everything is fine, Doctor, I assure you that it wasn't that I believed you betrayed me, thus leaving me to tie you by the toes over a tank of hungry sharks as means of revange!

I'm not even capable of such a thing, silly goose, shame on you~.

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[doctor_insano]

.....

But you have a tank of hungry sharks?

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[never_go_back]

Hungry sharks? Gracious no!

Though if I did they would be kept well fed!

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[doctor_insano]

Cookies?

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[never_go_back]

Well... A tank of cookies could be arranged, but you would need someone else to provide and transport said tank.

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[doctor_insano]

Oh.

No. I don't think I need that.

But I may need a tray or two of freshly baked cookies for my minions soon!

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[never_go_back]

[Oh Insano. You're so much fun for her to mess around with~. Her expression brightens as she lightly claps her hands.]

Oh! So the time is near, is it? I had best start soon; though two may barely be adequate.. I shall provide three just to be safe!

So the recruiting has been going well?

[Video]

[doctor_insano]

Actually, no.

I think most people here don't think I can really do it and so won't join me. They'll regret that later!

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[never_go_back]

Unfortunately that comes as little surprise; you are a scientist and not a public relations expert.

[She crosses her arms and nods to herself.]

Still, it will sort itself out with time I'm sure. I believe in you!

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[doctor_insano]

I'm glad somebody does!

Then I need a PR man - or woman... Do you know anyone for the job?

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[never_go_back]

[She nods in agreement.]

I would volunteer, but I'm afraid I still lack the proper resources. However, I shall keep an eye open for an acceptable applicant for you!

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[doctor_insano]

They will need to put an excellent spin on how everyone should worship science and me!

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[never_go_back]

[She nods in agreement, looking very amused.]

I shall do my best, Doctor! And if I may ask, how goes my sciency-sword?

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[doctor_insano]

Nearly. Nearly.

It's more flexible but there a little problem.

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[never_go_back]

'Problem'?

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[doctor_insano]

If it bends a certain way it tends to... explode. Shattering shards everywhere!

It's a good thing I wear these goggles.

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[never_go_back]

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[never_go_back]

[Well better him than her but.. Still, that's surprising!]

J- Just another day for a mad scientist, yes?

[Video]

[doctor_insano]

These things happen, yes.

[He's taking it in stride. Try, try again.]

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[never_go_back]

[She has to admire his tenacity that's for certain! Suddenly she's very curious.]

Oh really? What other glitches have you encountered since arriving here?

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[doctor_insano]

Here? Not so many but in my line of work there is always much trial and error.

But I will get there eventually! Science will always prevail!

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[never_go_back]

Oh I see; sort of like the art of culinary fusion! .. With less things exploding.

[She claps her hands encouragingly.]

I shall master it! Love will always prevail as well!

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[doctor_insano]

Are you saying chaos can't also be friendly?

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[doctor_insano]

What about the word 'science'?

[soyoudonthaveto]

Any of those new inventions involve getting us the hell out of here?

(Still cookies and ice cream incentive... If this didn't result in Spooning with Spoony: Insano Edition, he'd probably join you)

[doctor_insano]

Of course! The ones I'm working on for myself are. I don't need others to tell me to do those!