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[allseeingtongue]

1T OCCURS TO M3 TH4T 1N MY 34G3RN3SS TO 3XPLOR3
1 H4V3 B33N R3M1SS 1N LOOK1NG FOR MY COMP4N1ONS
TH1S 1S NOW 4N 4LT3RN14N ROLL-CALL
TH4T 1 M4Y T4K3 STOCK OF OUR FORC3S
1F TH3R3 4R3 4NY OF OUR HUM4NS H3R3 TH3N YOU M4Y R3PLY 4S W3LL
YOU KNOW WHO YOU 4R3
>:]
Translation: It occurs to me that in my eagerness to explore, I have been remiss in looking for my companions. This is now an Alternian roll-call, that I may take stock of our forces. If there are any of our humans here you may reply as well. You know who you are.

Comments

[genitrix]

I can't say I blame yo+u.
They take getting used to+.

[allseeingtongue]

YOU COULD PUT 1T TH4T W4Y
THOUGH 1 TH1NK YOUR 4MPOR4 M4N4GED TO B3 L3SS OF 4 LOS3R TH4N OURS
NOT SUR3 HOW TH4T H4PP3NED
UNLESS 1T W4S TH4T TH3 WHOL3 OF P4R4DOX SP4C3 COULD NOT W1ITHST4ND TH4T MUCH B4D POETRY

[genitrix]

Miracles, mo+st likely.
Anyway, it sho+uldn't be difficult fo+r yo+u to+ avo+id either o+r bo+th o+f them.

[allseeingtongue]

J3GUS DON'T M3NT1ON M1R4CL3S
1T'LL PROB4BLY SUMMON G4MZ33

[genitrix]

So+rry!
I didn't realize it was a so+re spo+t.

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[allseeingtongue]

D3L1C4T3 M4TT3R 1S P3RH4PS 4 B3TT3R WORD
OR CLUST3RFUCK
1 TH1NK 1 L1K3 TH4T ON3 B3TT3R

[genitrix]

Clusterfuck, hmm?
That is a go+o+d o+ne.

[allseeingtongue]

Y3S
Y3S 1T 1S
1 W1LL H4V3 TO W4ND3R BY ORL34 SOM3T1M3 SOON 4ND V1S1T YOU

[genitrix]

Please do+. It wo+n't do+ to+ have o+ur kind so+ unfamiliar with each o+ther.

[allseeingtongue]

1ND33D!