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[genitrix]

I'm seeing a lo+t o+f utilitarian co+nversatio+n go+ing o+n.

Who+'s go+t so+me juicy go+ssip?

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[sign_of_failure]

LURKING AROUND FOR GOSSIP ISN'T SOMETHING I LIKE TO WASTE MY TIME WITH.

[He prefers laying around like a useless lump with his face in his girlfriend's mass of hair.]

DEADENER.

[genitrix]

Fair eno+ugh.
That's no+t a name I'm familiar with.