mallowhallow | [Video ~ Introduction]

[It really does not take very long at all for Dr. Insano to make sense of the communication device and his screechy voice can soon be heard throughout the network, along with vision of his face. On the video feed the most prominent feature is those goggles and he both sounds and looks more than a little crazy.]

Now that I have your attention-- [He begins grandly, then mumbles.] -- I hope.

[In a louder voice, he continues on, using broad hand gestures. They never seem to be still.]

I don't know what type of inter-dimensional portal brought me here but I will find a way out, I guarantee it! Or-- OR! I could take over this little world of yours and then there will be ice cream parlors on every street corner and science will rule every mind!

Yes, you just wait, Queenie or whoever else thinks they are in charge of this place. Soon you all will be answering to I, Doctor Insano, and you will all bow down to SCIENCE!

[He launches into a maniacal laugh that would make any evil villain or mad scientist proud.]

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There was a lot of dead air and maybe there was nobody out there but then maybe there was! And there you are!

Did my diabolical speech impress you that much?

....Um....

It definitely left an impression, yeah. [ Ahaha.... ]

Ice cream parlors on every street corner, huh?

Yes! Or at least on every other corner.

Guess that means you must really like Ice cream, huh?

I like the chocolate chocolate chip and it's never around when you really want or need one!

Sometimes you have to make these things happen yourself.

... some how I have a feeling you'd fit in really well in Nerima. [ The central HUB of weird. ]

So you're a doctor of...science?

Of course! With science you can do anything!

... yyeah. Okay so - what kind of science?

All science! I'm not prejudiced against any sciences!

... fair enough, I guess. So what do you do, make weird robots and things? Like that frankenstein movie?

Yes! Robots! An army of them!

I'm sure I can re-animate the dead too, given some time and electrical zapping equipment.

Reanimate th... You can't be serious! Humans shouldn't be crossing that kind of line - it'd only end in disaster.

[ Honestly haven't you SEEN the zombie movies? ]

Tell me about it. Explosions! People not staying as dead as they should!

[ Cats and Dogs living together! TOTAL ANARCHY! ]

You haven't actually tried to have you?

Well... I haven't tried the bringing back to life part. Somebody else did that!

And they succeeded?

Yes! You'd think a gunblade through the chest would be enough to kill someone permanently, but no!

You'd think, huh... [ eheh. D: ]

A gunblade...? That doesn't sound like a thing that's even possible. Is that something you made?

No, I hired this guy and he brought it and... well, it obviously backfired.

[He sighs as if disappointed his murder plot didn't work out as planned.]

Wait, you hired someone to - [ Oh well, he IS a mad scientist. ]

Who were you trying to kill? And why?

[He looks uncomfortable.]

It's complicated and it worked but then it didn't and he came back and there were clones!

[ She feels like she's losing her grip on the conversation. Now there are clones? ]

... that doesn't make any sense!

It was my arch enemy! Well, my other one! He always gets in the way and stops my giant robots!

[Making sense isn't his strong suit.]

[ She palms her face for a few minutes. ]

Just how many do you -have-?

[ TO be fair, his universe is pretty wacky. ]

That depends what day it is!

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