Rule 1. [Video]

[ruleofschool]

[The video feed clicks on, though Tsubaki clears his throat briefly before beginning.]

Greetings, everyone. My name is Sasuke Tsubaki, and I am a current... [What is the word he is looking for... He can't really find it, and he struggles over this for just a moment.]

I am currently located in the district known as "Orlea". I know that everyone has been working hard to find any useful information, and in doing the same, I have found something interesting. It appears as though there are several schools located here, and even though we may not be permanent residents, we are allowed to attend. This might not solve any of the immediate issues we are faced with, but it is also important to keep up with our studies, especially considering that the means are readily available.

Commute is hardly an issue as there are means for that as well. I expect all who should be in attendance to do what is right and attend. That is all.

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[singsingbluesilver]

[ Here. Have a close-up of bright pink rabbit! And there's a squeaky voice attached to it. ]

But I don't wanna!

[ruleofschool]

[He expected to be faced with immature opposition of sorts, but he was hardly prepared for something like this.]

Er...

[singsingbluesilver]

It's so boring! And you hafta sit there all day! And they don't go quiet and instead make you go this way and that way all while staying in one spot!

[ Little bitty bunny arms wave a lot in the screen. ]

It's very boring!

[ruleofschool]

[He can't believe he's engaging a stuffed rabbit of all things, but he clears his throat once more.]

Those rules are in place for the sake of learning environment. Boring or not, it's important to focus on the lecture.

Although, for the record, I do not consider it "boring" in the slightest.

[singsingbluesilver]

They are too! Only stuffy people find them exciting!

Are you stuffy?

[ruleofschool]

I am not! And furthermore, I don't want to hear that from a stuffed animal!

[singsingbluesilver]

Are too! I bet you haven't gone to a club to listen to music in ages and only stuck to the school festivals!

[ one bitty bunny paw pokes at the screen. ]

I can say what I wanna!

[ruleofschool]

Why should I be required to go to a certain place to listen to music? And there is nothing wrong with enjoying what's performed at a school festival. Hm! For your information, I not only attended the special Rock Festival that is unique to our school, but I was a performer in it as well.

[singsingbluesilver]

What didja do? Slow jazz or elctro-pop?

[ Bunny stopped flailing and is now button nose close tot he screen. ]

[ruleofschool]

Didn't I say it was Rock Festival!? We played rock, obviously!

[singsingbluesilver]

There are all kinds of rocks!

[ruleofschool]

Ah? Then, there are specific names for these different varieties?

[singsingbluesilver]

Uh-huh! Electro-pop, pop-rock, ska, rockibilly, guitar rock, electro-rock, punk, classic, smooth, death, dark, Goth, pop, dance, visual kei, glam, progressive, industrial, hard, cyber, future, experimental, folk, blues, country, jazz, grunge, funk, psychedelic, New Wave, rap, garage, alternate, emo, digital, indie, soul, r&b, heartland!

[ air? what is this foreign idea? the bunny doesn't seem to need any. ]

It's all rock with different shiny labels cuz people just wanna be themselves and not everyone else and that's how they are and the people selling them have to make some sense out of them.

[ruleofschool]

I didn't ask to hear them all!!

But... Huh, there's more than I would have expected. You seem rather knowledgeable about this.

[singsingbluesilver]

Still gotta know them all!

[ pink bunny poses! ]

I am Kumagoro, friend to super rock star Sakuma-san!

[ruleofschool]

I have to introduce myself to a stuffed animal, as well...?

I'm Sasuke Tsubaki, student council president of Kaimei High.

[singsingbluesilver]

Wow, a president at your age? No wonder why you're so stuffy!

[ruleofschool]

I'm not stuffy!!

[singsingbluesilver]

BYE BYE MISTER STUFFY!

[ It sounds like the stuff rabbit attempted to blow a raspberry before the screen goes off. ]

[ruleofschool]

I said I'm—!!

[He would have liked to finish that sentence, but the transmission ends before he gets the chance. With a sigh, he pockets his device.]

... hmph.