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[ The video feed turns on to a man's finger tapping against the lens. ]

Testing, testing, one two three... can you really all hear me on this thing?

[ Because talking to this chalkboard is still a bit surreal. Everything's a bit surreal, really. He's not sure he's up for looking out the window again. He draws his hand away. ]

My name's Wright, Phoenix Wright, attorney at law. Honestly, I'm hoping that this is just some sort of crazy dream... (Because that would explain a lot, really.) But on the off-chance that it isn't, it'd be great if anyone could tell me how to get back home. My client's life is on the line, here!

(Oh man, I really shouldn't have eaten that pizza right before bed last night... )

[ He rubs the back of his neck. ]

Any other information would be good, too.

(Like... what the heck is this place?)

Well, um. Thanks for listening!

Comments

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[luminolescent]

Wha— Mr. Wright?

[ Why do you look so...young...and not-hobo-ish.... ]

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[ This woman looks vaguely familiar, but not familiar enough. Nonetheless, he waits a moment to see if the name will return to him, but it doesn't. ]

Yep. That's the name!

[ video ] i'm so sorry for how late this is ;;

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But you look so...young.

[ So much less cynical, too. Man, it's good to see that blue suit again, but it's still super disconcerting. ]

Scientifically speaking, that shouldn't be possible...but then again, none of this is possible.

[ video ] likewise ;;;

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What's so impossible about it? I'm not an old man yet!