"Ooooo neat! How do you manage to stand still all the time? It’d drive me crazy! And how do you stop your helmet feathers from drooing and tickling your muzzle?"
[Er, sorry, Pinkie has a lot of questions and just assumed guards are the same the multiverse over.]
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[Er, sorry, Pinkie has a lot of questions and just assumed guards are the same the multiverse over.]