Anything Goes Style 001 | [Video/Action for Orlea]

[chinaboy]

-WOULD SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

[Most of his complaining was made before the feed started.

He barely knew how to function this crazy thing. They had nothing like this at home, and believe me, they had a lot of things!]

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[Video]

[primumsanguis]

Yes. I'd hope to see it's extent one day.

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[never_go_back]

Hmn.. I see. Perhaps I need to ask in a language and manner that even you would understand. My apologies.

[Kodachi raises her fingers to her lips, and makes a sharp whistling sound.

Nothing happens at first.]

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[never_go_back]

[The water ripples about Kodachi, then suddenly WILD MR GREEN TURTLE erupts from the water with a mighty splash! With his master upon his back, he arches in the air, then plummets toward the martial artist with his dripping, toothy maw wide open!]

I said, 'What have you done with my Ranma-darling'!!

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[chinaboy]

[Aaack! That beast was here too?! What kind of bullocks was this?!]

[chinaboy]

I ain't done nothin' with him! [You crazy girl!

Ranma is going to give himself a few feet of reaction time.]

[never_go_back]

[Mr Turtle crashes onto the water, then proceeds to swim his way toward Ranma. Kodachi's brow twitches.]

Do you take me for a fool? I will give you one more chance to talk, or I will see to it that you are removed from existence!

[chinaboy]

[Ranma leaps from the water back onto dry lands where he'll have more of an advantage.]

I ALREADY TOLD YA!

I DID NOTHIN' TO HIM!

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[never_go_back]

[Mr Turtle doesn't seem to be able to follow suit, so once Ranma escapes to land, he swims back and forth. Kodachi stands up straight.

Very well. In that case, I have no use for you. Pig-tailed girl..

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[never_go_back]

[Kodachi leaps up into the air; with the sun to her back it'd be potentially blinding to look up at her! That said she flings her arms outward, and unleashes a volley of gym balls, at least sight of them which, upon closer inspection, have lit fuses!

PREPARE TO DIE!!

[They will explode violently, sending smoke and dirt everywhere! On the other hand, it could also make a good smoke screen..]

[chinaboy]

[Luckily for Ranma's he played this game more times than he cared to admit, so evading the attack took little effort. As to be expected, he utilized the smoke of them bombs to his advantage and change locations.

Now Kodachi can either believe she got rid of him, or wonder where he went.]

[never_go_back]

[Once the smoke clears, it would appear that Kodachi is still ready to fight!

.. But she only finds that girl-Ranma is nowhere to be seen. She looks from left to right, then smirks proudly.]

That was far simpler than I expected. At long last, I have obliterated one of my rivals for my love's heart!

[She look wistfully toward the sky, and clasps her hands toward her chin.]

Oh Ranma-darling.. Wherever did you go? Wherever you may be, know that I will work twice- no thrice as hard to become a suitable wife for you~. I shan't lose to that deplorable Akane!

[chinaboy]

[In actuality he was on the branch of a nearby tree considering the option that maybe he should have listened to Akane, but he wasn't going to give her that satisfaction.

Still, it was just one crazy thing after another, and he still hasn't fully figured out what was going on.]

What'd I do to deserve this?