Anything Goes Style 001 | [Video/Action for Orlea]

[chinaboy]

-WOULD SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

[Most of his complaining was made before the feed started.

He barely knew how to function this crazy thing. They had nothing like this at home, and believe me, they had a lot of things!]

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[never_go_back]

[Kodachi wisely does not answer Ranma's question, and simply continues to hide her smirk behind her hand. Besides, if she started he'd have to take cliffnotes!

Her heart skips a beat to the rest of his words though, and her eyes light up. She isn't just seeing Ranma, she's seeing Ranma adorn in knights armor, upon a noble steed, with a sparkling smile. HNNNNGH.]

R- Ranma-darling..

[She shakily stands, eventually getting onto his back and slips her arms over his shoulders. And of course she isn't very subtle about her bosom against his back.]

You're such a gentlemen. But I'm staying in Highcrest; that's quite a ways.

[Video]

[chinaboy]

Why not? She too busy to deal with her subjects that she forcibly took?!

[chinaboy]

[He wanted to tell her not to get friendly or anything because he was just doing this to help, but of course he won't say anything until things go too far.

Because her bosom on your back isn't considered too far, Ranma? :| ]

Y-yeah, 'bout that. Mind pointin' the way?

[He did just get here after all.]

[Video]

[chinaboy]

All the other countries are okay with this ghoul stealin' their people and holdin' them captive?

[chinaboy]

I seem troubled to you?

[That's some private eye work right there.]

Please, enlighten me to this brighter side.

[Video]

[primumsanguis]

I hear she has a nice temper.

[never_go_back]

[Kodachi helpfully points westward, but it's.. Quite a long walk, easily fourty minutes away unless he runs and of course she doesn't tell him that.]

You know, if you need a place to stay.. I would be more than happy to shelter you for a while~. Wouldn't you be happier in a rustic, traditional setting than a noisy, bustling city?

[After about ten minutes they would come toward Highcrest which, from where they stand, is separated by a riverbank.]

[chinaboy]

NO--I mean--I'll find a place to stay. [You'd sooner have to take him against his will before he would stay with Kodachi.]

[10 minutes later.]

This place sure is big.

Are we almost there?

[never_go_back]

Oh yes, it is quite sizable. In fact, maybe in due time I will be the owner of a large portion of it! It simply isn't the same without a mansion of my own.. No, a castle, I'd like a castle of my own!

[She giggles to Ranma's protest, and takes notice of the riverbank. She plays out in her mind a most romantic and wet scenario, which brings a smile to her lips.]

Oh dear there's so much water.. Do you think a strong, strong man like yourself could leap across it? It'd cut our time by twenty minutes.

[The plan is a simple wone, to cover his eyes in mid-jump to send them both plummeting. Then they'll surface, laugh, then make out shortly after. THE PERFECT CRIME.]

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[yang_fang_leiden]

It is difficult to know if they even know we are here. There seems to be no one here who has heard of my homeland, and it is the same for many others. And even then, it is not certain. A young friend of mine is from the same place as I... and yet not the same place at all.

[Video]

[chinaboy]

A temper?

[chinaboy]

[She would wan't a castle of her own.

And with an estate like hers, he's really not all that surprised. What surprises him is her suggestion.]

Jump...across?

[There's not way I can make that!]

Are you sure you don't want to go around.

[If she found out he was the pig-tailed girl, it'd be all over!]

[Video]

[chinaboy]

[Ranma barely understands him.]

Care to clarify that?

[never_go_back]

[Kodachi doesn't just want a castle, though, she wants a castle, sitting by your side in two thrones holding hands! She will find a way to make it happen. One day. Kodachi doesn't seem surprised by Ranma's reaction, and she raises a finger to her cheek.]

Why, you can't do it? That's so surprising, I've seen Ryoga easily leap across a stream like this before with his backpack; so I just assumed you could without even thinking about it.

That's all right, Ranma-darling, I still like you even if you're second best. There should be a bridge about fifteen minutes from here, to the left. <3

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[chinaboy]

I'll show you! [She went and had to compare him to Ryoga. There was no way he would ever be second to Ryoga, no way!]

I can jump across!

[Except Ranma doesn't have the kind of physical endurance Ryoga has since all Ryoga does is wander aimlessly.]

[chinaboy]

[He can do this.

HE CAN DO THIS!

One small step for mankind,

and one GIANT LEAP for Ranma Saotome!]

[chinaboy]

[OH NOOOOOOOOO

HE'S NOT GOING TO MAKE IT, THE JUMP WAS JUST TOO GREAT AND NOW HE'S FALLING TOWARD THE WATER WITH KODACHI ON HIS BACK.]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Done~

[chinaboy]

[When he landed in the water, Ranma became Ranko.

IT'S OVER! HE'S BEEN FOUND OUT!]

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[never_go_back]

[Kodachi shrieks while she plummets, but not out of fear. It's one of those 'Wheeeeee!' shrieks like when going down a rollercoaster, followed by a fit of giggling until the pair hit the water and make such a splash!]

I LIED 2/3

[never_go_back]

[And once they surface, Kodachi spits out a stream of water, then giggles wickedly with a death grip about Ranma's neck.]

Oh, Ranma-darling, this is SO MUCH F- ... Wh- What?

3/3

[never_go_back]

Th- Th- The p- pig-tailed girl? But how- but... Wh- When.... What are you doing here??

[She releases Ranma immedietly, but now she's armed with a gymnast's club and a furious glare.]

And what have you done with my Ranma, you pig-tailed wench?? Answer me!

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[yang_fang_leiden]

There are... let us call them multiple worlds being represented here, with most people coming from different ones.

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[chinaboy]

[Oh good! She was still convinced he was two different people.]

[chinaboy]

[Now to think up of an excuse or something.]

What's it to ya?

[It's not like he did anything to himself.]

[white_pegasus]

Hmm, you could think instead that ...

[He flicks his finger.]

This is a kind of trial to make you stronger.

[....]

Or, perhaps the Queen likes you a lot! because you have qualities in you!