Hes a kid. Just made of plastic. Like Pinocchio, except not wooden. Troll title for that should be: Old alien man makes a puppet out of magical wood and wishes for a child so he can be less lonely; a fairy in blue grants the wish and changes the puppet into a wooden boy; hi-jinks ensue as the puppet learns how to be a real boy; the puppet joins a circus, has his nose grow from lying, meets the fairy, goes to a carnival for bad boys, nearly turns into a donkey, and gets swallowed by a whale where he finds the old man again; they escape from the whale and nearly die to make the puppet a real boy.
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Just made of plastic.
Like Pinocchio, except not wooden.
Troll title for that should be: Old alien man makes a puppet out of magical wood and wishes for a child so he can be less lonely; a fairy in blue grants the wish and changes the puppet into a wooden boy; hi-jinks ensue as the puppet learns how to be a real boy; the puppet joins a circus, has his nose grow from lying, meets the fairy, goes to a carnival for bad boys, nearly turns into a donkey, and gets swallowed by a whale where he finds the old man again; they escape from the whale and nearly die to make the puppet a real boy.
[and he's going to nurse his fingers now]